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Goon Morning Vietnam

"josh hawley" sounds like something a guy in texas would say when he is surprised but doesnt want to curse in the lord's house

oh you got a switch 2? bro you got a switch 2 a social media app not run by nazis

if you won't sing "Islands In the Stream" with me whenever it comes on, not just at karaoke, I don't want it

one time a a dad from the other little league team demanded to see proof of my age he said there was no way I was only 12, so I showed him my driver's license and that shut him up

wallet chains: because abandonment issues deserve accessories

You can start dancing anywhere you’d like, nobody stopping you

Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool

how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away

Filing a workplace health and safety complaint for unsanitary working conditions because there aren’t any bidets in the bathrooms.

As a woman in her 50s I often wonder if I’ve become irrelevant. But then I remember I’m kinda goated and giving main character energy so no stress just vibes

THE EAGLES: take it to the limit CADY HERON: the limit does not exist

I know it's a cliche, but it's WILD how much being in a healthy relationship is contingent on like, one hundred thousand hours of communication.

My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

playing rainbow road courses exclusively for pride month

instead of giving notice to leave your job, simply respind to every teams message with nothing but the suggested replies and see how long it takes for them to fire you

Marie Antoinette served a delicious buttercream for her death with dignity party. Manners are everything.

sometimes I wonder how an entire society can be so oblivious to everyone else around them that they could usher in fascism, but then I think of the experience of driving or just walking on the sidewalk in that society, and it makes more sense.

TJ's corporate has contacted me to make sure I do not refer to them as "parking lots", they insist they are "parking littles" and I can't argue

fellas is it gay to drink beer

the same conservative/fascists who want to sell you on the 'marketplace of ideas' also think going to the market is women's work

thinking is just a scam by Big Thought to make us overthink

Is there a pill I can take so I don’t have to change my passwords

composting sounds like something people did on the internet back in the 90s

It's funny being remote and hating your job and saying things like "I gotta get out of this place" but the place is like your house

letting go and embracing my cringe

when I said “try me”, this isn't what I meant, your honor