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sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg

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i applied for verification but they said I had to be 'noteable', not 'nateable'

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I just want to be rich enough that I don’t get outraged when streaming services raise their prices

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

me: I dreamt I’d died, and was in a big movie theater, with Everyone Ever. we sat through the highlights of Life, and everyone else was laughing and crying and cheering, and I felt like I’d come to the wrong movie, as if I’d experienced something totally different. Is that good? therapist:

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

our dog likes to lay half in half out of the bathroom so nobody gets lonely

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Been thinking a lot about how this video would go. “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise. Well: we all know what happened”

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

DOGS: lemme sniff your pants leg real quick

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

sinking into the mattress and oblivion lol

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

stay away from him girl, he's a bad boy (he doesn't wash his hands)

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

This whole feud thing is weak sauce, I’ve seen juicier rivalry between toddlers.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

you can call me small potatoes but I'll be counting that as a win because potatoes are delicious

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

listen you can talk about buoyancy density and archimedes all you like but i am telling you what floats my boat is kindness and butts

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Democracy doesn't die in darkness. It dies in the sunlight, because our media is complicit.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

cleaning my self-cleaning oven this is some bullshit.

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

Please don’t ever doubt yourself. That’s what we’re all here for

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

We're at the top of the food chain, but let's not be too full of ourselves. After all, some of us can be felled by a single peanut.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

“There has to be some explanation” he insisted inexplicably.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

🎵 Sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies

submitted 30 days ago • 23 comments

“Where do you see yourself five years ago?” —interview for time travel job

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Karma uses a chancla.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Sitting on my deck drinking wine hoping ET’s grandkids come abduct me about now.

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

What’s everyone wearing to the end of days?

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

Every breath is a countdown. Every heartbeat, borrowed time. Happy Sunday

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

magician: is this your card? me: no magician: is this your card? me: no magician: holding up a costco membership card is this your card? me: sighing yeah

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

dot com is short for Dorothy Computer

submitted 20 hours ago • 14 comments

not sure if everyone knows but the coffee pot does not turn on if it is not plugged in

submitted 10 hours ago • 39 comments

So do we get why I was banned from speaking about Pinochet at the Naval Academy now?

submitted 19 hours ago • 116 comments

Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"

submitted 9 hours ago • 24 comments

(flipping through the Constitution) there's nothing in the rules that says we can't send AirBud to the Home Depot

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

I asked AI to write a script about the downfall of democracy and this is what it came up with

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Totally normal

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

my account is asymmetrical bc i post more with my right hand than my left

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

the cheese stuck to the egg mcmuffin wrapper is second breakfast

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

My best skeets come to me while driving. Worth the pile-up.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Luke: Leia: Darth: This is stupid Luke: I told you I had a bad feeling about this Leia: Both of you shut up Family therapist: No, it’s okay, this is where the healing begins

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

overestimating your ability to escape from freddy on foot call that the running krueger effect

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

First date idea: rob a bank. We either get rich or finally feel something

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be (being used as cannon fodder for rich assholes while a trillion dollar company holds my photos hostage)

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

why clone wars why not clone peace, a clone pool party, a clone hoedown

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

wouldn't it be funny if we arrested ice agents and held them in ice facilities

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

using spackle for deodorant in a pinch sounds like it wouldn't work, but that's actually correct, it does not

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

wish I'd bought popcorn futures months ago

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments