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naveedkovalchuk.bsky.social
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I heard somebody call deadmau5 a dubstep dj the other day and I don’t even know what conversation is anymore
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I don’t have to look them up anymore because I’ve done that enough to know all. I AM DEE BEE
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I called Guinness, this is officially the least relevant topic shift of all time
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You can tell when people aren’t having enough orgasms because they replace that activity with chiding people online for no apparent reason
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Hey Adam your butt smells like a butt!
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Oh man I didn’t even know we still had metafilter
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YO WHAT UP GOD, FOLLOW 4 FOLLOW???
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Nobody does, it’s the human condition
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Thanks dad
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Well that was the original “edgy joke say whatever you want” era that people kept digging back into years later to pull up bad open mic one liners against people
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I mean it was also a cess pit from 2009-2012 so that doesn’t leave a ton of openings
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Mine was Sonic 3
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I love his stand up jokes about his wife
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*turns down Pantera*
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*searches through early Facebook posts*
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*turns up Pantera*
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Same
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Yeah! But every sci fi movie has to be cyberpunk it’s THE LAW
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This might not work with Zoomers or younger, “on the air” doesn’t really mean anything anymore
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I love how you’ve become the de facto Bluesky greeter stationed at the front entrance
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I haven’t heard it since that RHCP album
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Great show
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*turns up Pantera*
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“PC LOAD LETTER” WHAT THE FUCK
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I’m secretly hoping you accidentally get verified as Eve from the Ruff Ryders
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Zoomers zooming to the scene: “let’s GOOOOOO”
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Can we fight on Mastodon too or is nobody doing that?
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Herman Trouble
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I’ve been waiting YEARS for the follow up acceptedjokes account
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Oh yeah well I officially declare that Justine Bateman doesn’t exist
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TWITTER DOESN’T KNOW TWITTER DOESN’T KNOW DONT TELL TWITTER CAUSE TWITTER DOESN’T KNOW
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If it’s not I personally wanna make it a thing