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The reason ABC keeps showing the Haliburton injury is the same reason they've allowed like 16 total YouTube TV ads around the floor and have SAS on their studio panel and have a ridiculous pop-up graphic the appears whenever someone attempts a three: they don't respect their audience.

I used to believe Clay Bennett and the Thunder would never win an NBA championship because God would not reward bad people with good things. Obviously, the past several years of, you know, everything have disabused me of this notion

What's a poster you had in your room growing up? (Mine wasn't signed, but this was the only version I could find online)

barstool sports

To be fair I didn’t specify what I meant by “white”:

PSA for studio analysts: This is why you don't "just nut up and play" with a calf strain

When your phone is done charging it should eject from the cable like a toaster

can't believe my wife tried to get me to throw this one out

I’m betting on the Pacers to win Game 7 tonight because if a Republican-led US government is starting wars over spurious claims that Muslim countries are developing WMD programs, Haliburton is probably about to get a big win

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

Look "nightmare blunt rotation" is overused but Morgan Wallen came out to his concert in Houston with Roger Clemens and Drake

A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters. The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Circling back on this, Chris. Any updates?

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I feel like baseball should be doing a better job of marketing that a man with the biggest ass you’ve ever seen is hitting home runs at a Bondsian pace

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

A vote for Cuomo isn't just an endorsement of the philosophy that things can never get better, it's that you should actively play defense against those who are willing to try.

it is very bad for this country that stephen miller has, more than anyone else in trumpworld, figured out how to flatter his boss into doing exactly what he wants without ever losing favor

Here’s San Diego for those of you interested. #ShowYourStripes

Your kids are stuck inside all day because Stephen Miller.

I do like that athletes aren’t in here so I can be very mean without them asking me where we should meet to fight like LaTroy Hawkins did that one time

We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.

i mean, it was obviously not accidental, and it wasn't particularly clever. imagine what the most unpleasant, unlikable loser from your high school class would do, and you'll be able to predict what vance is up to with a frightening degree of accuracy

a sitting federal judge — appointed by trump of course — awarded a student for a paper that basically says dred scott was right and should have gone further

and as we know, "viewpoint diversity" means, "you need to recruit, hire and reward white nationalists"

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

Pause Holy hell I would LOVE to know the story that got him to finally stop doing that absurd skin treatment he was uhhh partaking in

Over and over and over, regardless of industry - women get told that their safety, well-being and career never matter nearly as much as a man's opportunity to advance his.

Terrible time to be alive if injustice sends you into a rage spiral

yeah

Juneteenth is a good day (at least for the white Americans) to also contemplate Thaddeus Stevens Thought: we should have deported slaveholders, rebel elites, and their families, and we can see the costs of failing to Finish The Drill, even to this day.

How come when I am asked to leave Dodgers Stadium there is no celebration or triumphant news coverage? Just a lot of head shaking and moms telling their kids that my behavior was disgraceful.

We really need to stop talking about this as some kind of looming threat rather than a process well underway. It’s not “close.” You have arrived at your destination. The order has been delivered.

dispensaries in portland are like big thunder mountain and dispensaries in LA are like the apple store

Pretty good summary of the second Trump term so far: a visibly checked out parrothead-coded fascist telling a couple of congressmen to fuck off.

thinking again about this 2018 cover

Fascinating reading stuff like this by right-wing pubs (this one written by a guy who has "two AI girlfriends") because it's the same thing every time: people were mean to me for exhibiting loser behavior, please don't look at the actual usage stats.

Bluesky is full of agitated people giving advice that will get you killed or might, MIGHT, result in your acquittal after the complete destruction of your life. Real life ain’t a flame war, kids.

Liz Bruenig is the Phyllis Schlafly of Glenn Greenwalds.

None of the people quoted in this article are willing to face the source of the violent rhetoric and begin to do any work to stop it. It's all "both sides" or not me." www.startribune.com/after-one-of...

democratic leaders are operating like the mike lee thing is just a slip up by one guy instead of how the entire movement thinks. im tired of it. this is who they are. theyve been like this for decades. whether its goldwater opposing civil rights, reagan attacking welfare recipients or wmds

NYT fired their ombudsman years ago with the justification that readers can provide feedback directly to their asshead staff via social media, and now they’re constantly pissed off about people doing it

I've thought this through carefully and I think we should eat Pete.

It’s genuinely unfathomable to anyone south of, like, 29 that ESPN was at one time an incredible network.