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Obviously Reddit isn’t real life but this post is making me think about how our tough guy manosphere culture is breeding absolutely pitiful cowards

man it's still such bullshit that the Mavs have the #1 pick and got a guy who can play killer defense with it, too. Nico Harrison stopped crying himself to sleep saying "defense wins championships" and is now smiling himself to sleep saying it. Terrible, undeserved

This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.

Being the "adult" in a relationship in which you were a literal child entails an exhausting amount of emotional labor, & over time is a low key traumatic stressor in itself-- regardless of how "normal" it felt, how "good" you were at it, or how reinforced you were for it.

reporters are saying that andrew cuomo has slipped on a banana peel then landed on a rake which knocked him through a window where he accidentally put his hand on an active stove and then he fell down 10 flights of stairs and into the street where he was then pursued by a tiger escaped from the zoo

This is a really smart point about "experience" from @besttrousers.bsky.social, presented as a screenshot of a thread for readability

your own personal pizza something to prove that you read something you read

this is my local ice cream guy! he’s great! everyone loves him! fuck these fucking assholes! free enrique

this rules and of course the first comment on instagram is “still time to delete this”

This is fucking insane. Seriously what the fuck.

I perform about 40-50 weddings a year and so far I’ve had three couples admit to using chatGPT to write them and I die inside every single time. I even try to give them advice and structure ahead of time. I couldn’t imagine knowing my partners words were soulless drivel.

Some have suggested that we are currently experiencing a cultural nadir in the US but I might be convinced that the early 2000s were worse

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

The reason ABC keeps showing the Haliburton injury is the same reason they've allowed like 16 total YouTube TV ads around the floor and have SAS on their studio panel and have a ridiculous pop-up graphic the appears whenever someone attempts a three: they don't respect their audience.

I used to believe Clay Bennett and the Thunder would never win an NBA championship because God would not reward bad people with good things. Obviously, the past several years of, you know, everything have disabused me of this notion

What's a poster you had in your room growing up? (Mine wasn't signed, but this was the only version I could find online)

barstool sports

To be fair I didn’t specify what I meant by “white”:

PSA for studio analysts: This is why you don't "just nut up and play" with a calf strain

When your phone is done charging it should eject from the cable like a toaster

can't believe my wife tried to get me to throw this one out

I’m betting on the Pacers to win Game 7 tonight because if a Republican-led US government is starting wars over spurious claims that Muslim countries are developing WMD programs, Haliburton is probably about to get a big win

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

Look "nightmare blunt rotation" is overused but Morgan Wallen came out to his concert in Houston with Roger Clemens and Drake

A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters. The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Circling back on this, Chris. Any updates?

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I feel like baseball should be doing a better job of marketing that a man with the biggest ass you’ve ever seen is hitting home runs at a Bondsian pace

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

A vote for Cuomo isn't just an endorsement of the philosophy that things can never get better, it's that you should actively play defense against those who are willing to try.

it is very bad for this country that stephen miller has, more than anyone else in trumpworld, figured out how to flatter his boss into doing exactly what he wants without ever losing favor

Here’s San Diego for those of you interested. #ShowYourStripes

Your kids are stuck inside all day because Stephen Miller.

I do like that athletes aren’t in here so I can be very mean without them asking me where we should meet to fight like LaTroy Hawkins did that one time

We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.

i mean, it was obviously not accidental, and it wasn't particularly clever. imagine what the most unpleasant, unlikable loser from your high school class would do, and you'll be able to predict what vance is up to with a frightening degree of accuracy

a sitting federal judge — appointed by trump of course — awarded a student for a paper that basically says dred scott was right and should have gone further

and as we know, "viewpoint diversity" means, "you need to recruit, hire and reward white nationalists"

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

Pause Holy hell I would LOVE to know the story that got him to finally stop doing that absurd skin treatment he was uhhh partaking in

Over and over and over, regardless of industry - women get told that their safety, well-being and career never matter nearly as much as a man's opportunity to advance his.

Terrible time to be alive if injustice sends you into a rage spiral