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okay i know the pope isn't supposed to trick people or whatever but bro this would have been a really excellent opportunity to do something extremely cool and funny. try lying next time dumbass

This should be the only use for plantations. The wedding venue stuff is just sick.

okay well not a mathematician but i'm pretty sure the ratio of israeli children killed by hamas : palestinian children killed by israel is worse than 1:10. by kind of a lot, in fact

okay who else plays connections and got absolutely bodied by the red herring today. that was pure evil.

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

gate dinosaur humboldt park, chicago

if you want to be able to buy coffee and drinks and good food downtown, downtown needs to have housing that baristas and servers and bartenders can afford to live in. simple as!

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nothing but respect for MY pope

going to go full reddit atheist for a moment but at the end of the day any pope is still the pope of a horrific global religious institution

HAHAHAHAHAHA YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELL YEAH

An American pope. An honor the world will surely agree, at this spiritually rich moment in American life, we've earned — and one I'm sure the most prominent Catholics in American discourse will discuss amongst themselves with warmth, sobriety, and grace.

folks,

in a stunning upset, the catholic church has just announced due to budget cuts they will be winding down Catholicism over the course of the next month and there will be no more God

HABEMUS WOKEM??????????

it would be pretty cool if the catholic church didn't fuck this up. like i'm not going back and i do think the institution is fundamentally rotten but at the same time i can't really say i wouldn't be impressed if they managed to not fuck it up.

in the conned clave. straight up "choosing it". and by "it", haha. well. let's justr say. My pontiff.

this is the whole ballgame imo. the fact that students can feel like their entire future depends on doing well on a paper doesn’t incentivize learning; it incentivizes doing well on the paper. goes double when those futures depend on having a degree

so funny to me when terves talk about how they were such tomboys who totally would have been forcemasced if they grew up today bc they're always the most basic-ass feminine women imaginable. like you could not even withstand the abuse you get from butching up, you think you could have transitioned?

The only boys being told to stop being boys are trans boys and trans boys are not the boys being radicalized into fascism

This is their goal for climate change, vaccines, etc: Write a report quoting reactionary blogs, and with the imprimatur of the federal government, use the report to dismantle established science agreed on by experts in that field

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

You've all seen me post this tale many times. These people suddenly got a massive chunk of wealth in just a couple years and it only made them far worse. Billionaires can't exist

okay but re: natasha lyonne it would be kind of crazy if someone that beautiful wasn't at least a little bit stupid. like it wouldn't really be fair

they should invent a politics that isn't gender

i cant believe 'autism awareness month' is almost over and i never remembered to use it to win any arguments. 'i cant believe you would say such a thing to me in autism awareness month' and so forth

The cruelty and the stupidity is the point

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i know this is kind of besides the point but how totally mental is it that we're just all pretending that "tren de aragua" isn't something nobody in the US had ever heard of until like last month. like we've all been living in fear under their reign of terror this whole time

I wrote a sonnet about Elon Musk's popularity.

okay, now let's see what the cop group chats have to say about public defenders. guessing it's just a list of their home addresses/where their kids go to school

lord i see what you have done for others,