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Writer! Comics for Beano, 2000 AD, Judge Dredd Megazine, Monster Fun & lots more. Books for Penguin Random House, Rebellion, Bonnier, Buster, Sweet Cherry & more. Pic by Wayne Thompson. Website: www.nedhartley.com
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Just got these in today and they look amazing! Nick Moffat’s illustrations are brilliant and I’m really proud to have adapted these classic books. This is also a little bit sad for me because one of the reasons that I was so keen to

Musk still has these posts up because he is a ketamine-addled idiot.

You may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like...

[Grabs chair, sits on it the wrong way round] Everyone’s talking about the Switch 2, but you know who else was an update on what came before, and had some pretty wild ideas about bringing people together?

The most annoying thing about Musk’s meltdown is that I had to go back to Twitter to check it was true. It’s like visiting a neighbourhood where you used to live, but now it’s on fire and full of Nazis but there’re also lots of wildly misleading adverts about Martin Lewis.

See you there, my lovelies!

Just got these in today and they look amazing! Nick Moffat’s illustrations are brilliant and I’m really proud to have adapted these classic books. This is also a little bit sad for me because one of the reasons that I was so keen to

He's ape-solutely incredible! Kid Kong springs from the pages of Monster Fun and into his first collection this September - and he'll cross space and time itself to ensure that no banana is safe! 🍌 🍌 Pre-order this all-ages comics collection today 🐒 2000ad.com/news/pre-ord...

The absolutely funniest thing that Trump could do now would be to put 1000% tariff on ketamine

Use this rhyme to tell the John Wick films apart: If the dog has no fun, that’s John Wick One. If the fight’s in Montmatre, it’s John Wick Quatre

One of the reasons I love Poker Face is that it’s just character actors doing character acting.

All of BlueSky right now

Apparently Ballerina takes place during John Wick 3. How on earth am I meant to remember what happened in John Wick 3? Those films are all the same - the film starts, John Wick shoots everyone, then the film ends. How can you differentiate between them?

Happy publication day to the Science Fiction Children's Classics Collection! I adapted most of these books and they are children's versions of crackers like War of the Worlds & Journey to the Centre of the Earth. Lovely illustrations by the brilliant Nick Moffat! www.books2door.com/products/the...

The Greek poet Archilochus said "A fox knows many small things, but a hedgehog knows one big thing." But the only things in a hedgehog's world are like grass and bread and milk, so I'm not really sure what big things they can know about that.

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

Your comic book lettering critique.

Happy publication day to the Science Fiction Children's Classics Collection! I adapted most of these books and they are children's versions of crackers like War of the Worlds & Journey to the Centre of the Earth. Lovely illustrations by the brilliant Nick Moffat! www.books2door.com/products/the...

Schrödinger: It's an elegant thought experiment because until you open the box there is no way of knowing-- Box: Meow. Schrödinger: Fuck.

I wasn’t sure about this at first, but I think he’s going to make a great Richard Whitely.

People angry at Lyonne, but Lynch was in favour.. from Sight & Sound “I think it’s fantastic. I know a lot of people are afraid of it. I’m sure, like everything, they say it’ll be used for good or for bad. I think it’d be incredible as a tool for creativity and for machines to help creativity." 1/2

Schrödinger: It's a way of understanding quantum physics because you can't tell if... [BEAT] Schrödinger: Ok who ate all my lasagne?

Just booked my tickets to this! There ain't no party like a Jamie Smart party!

Editors, writers, artists, kickstarters, I'm having a bit of a lull in my workload so I'm looking for a few new projects to work on. I'm an Eisner nominated, veteran comic book letterer who loves to be creative! Portfolio and email address here--thanks! comicbooklettering.tumblr.com

I just backed this, it looks great! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ras...

Hi! I'm the guy who finds software that works perfectly well and completely ruins it. You may remember my work on iTunes, Photoshop and Google. Hope you didn't like Outlook!

Schrödinger: So the cat is in a box with a vial of poison-- Charlie Brown: I preferred it when he just played the piano.

Schrödinger: It's an elegant thought experiment because until you open the box there is no way of knowing-- Box: Meow. Schrödinger: Fuck.