neilaitken.me
London based Backend developer, general purpose nerd, He / Him
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"House builders worry about burdensome regulations." Maybe worry about the burden of building new homes that don't look like they're going to collapse on day one.
Maybe they're concerned their shiity roofs won't be able to support solar panels.
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Oh TACO, it means Totally Awesome Communism Opposer.
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I will treat Trump's death with the same respect and solemnity as Margaret Thatcher's death... Of course I'll need to pick a different celebration song.
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Much like many of our greens are brassicas it's amazing how many things are alliums.
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Banenis.
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* Results may vary, please check whether your country / state / city is currently collapsing.
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Dammit Bill.
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Reclaim the rights then immediately file a complaint with the Intellectual Property Office.
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Damn, can't believe they killed Bill.
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Gotta give them an ocular patdown.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
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Even a lot of cunts manage to get jobs, he must be an especially egregious cunt.
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His plan is to apparently watch his loved one die a slow, agonising death then.
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Pawn rush is an underutilised but surprisingly powerful build.
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Ultimately less harmful.
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You will probably be unsurprised to learn there is an entire Doggles subreddit.
www.reddit.com/r/Doggles/
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Can it fuck off without being asked.
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The lemonade stand presumably being a front for organised crime.
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The Dr has a hidden flask of Huel / Soylent with them at all times.
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It starts with peanut m&ms and before you know it you're mainlining chocolate spread and peanut butter in an alley.
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I swear my upstairs neighbour put in wooden floors just so they could constantly drop things on it.
Sounds like a fucking aphex twin track up there.
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He's going to bring an excellent level of chaos.
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Right? Look at all of these people trying to look cool by ignoring the people next to them.
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I suspect it's eugenics, it's usually eugenics with these people.
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Yeah, my work machine is Linux, and my next gaming PC probably will be as well.
We've reached a point where Linux gaming is entirely feasible.
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Remote working can be purchased as additional DLC.
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If it worked there'd be nothing for the modders to fix, and that's just unfair on them.
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Bluesky bastard from a basket!
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Yes, but.
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If it doesn't take place in the Nuremberg region of Germany it's just a sparkling military tribunal
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Tesla's computer vision can't even identify children, there's no chance they're dodging massive potholes.
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Lao Gan Ma is life, I have at least 3 jars of different varieties at any one time.
If you have a decent asian market nearby you can even get the 700g jars.
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I'm always impressed by that subs ability to identify the weirdest things, but they sure do love to lose their shit over some potential unexploded ordnance.
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A weapon to surpass Metal Hillary?!
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Do you think his eyebrows naturally grow like an 80s cartoon villain, or did he get them shaped?
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Sorry, apparently the US / UK special relationship includes making sure it's as awful here as it is there.
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Hoist on your own praxis.
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Cross, cross, the oligarchy.
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You need to put more points into hacking.
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I was onboard until it made me do maths, then I solved the maths so it made the maths harder.
I don't play games to do maths!