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frasier: niles did you see the world's two worst people are fighting? niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town

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is he you know *mimes being a shitposter*

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

If you zoom in real close on the surface of my chapstick, you'll find a bunch of happy, flourishing spore people waving back at you.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Uh-oh, I think I ran out of posts. That or my meds are working again. Googling "Am I ok?", will report back.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m not like most girls, i can fully flatten myself and slide underneath statues

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

congratulations angel, you made it to friday

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Zima walked so White Claw could run

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Goon Onion: A Goons Out Mystery

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So Curtis Yarvin is not the lead singer of Train??

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

WORKSPACE AD: Finally, a community work space where you can really be yourself! ME *covering my naked body in peanut butter*: Yes.......finally......a home.

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oof.

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new mario kart review "yep thats mario kart"

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Does anyone know any singles in my area? I'm not picky, but I am partial to the name Lily. Thoughts?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

reverse cowgirl so that I can check he has put the toilet seat down

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History Teacher: "And what finally united the country to throw Trump out of office?" Class (In Unison): "The Great Pizza Tariff Riots Of 2025."

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Reminder: if you feel like a bad person it's because you are

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Me: Anyway, I’ve gotten really good at catching the rats and they are starting to use the latrine I’ve built. I don’t know what they do during the day, but it seems like they go out and get in fights with other rat battalions Martha Stewart: wow

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hot moms in your area watching the hoa finally seize your house after their many many complaints

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When will hot burrito summer happen?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the tinnier the jorts, the better the friction, it's jort science

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Gm only to the haters

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

when alpacas giggle they llamao

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Cool thing about shitposting is we're just wiping our asses with the very language it took us thousands of years to create, like a corn dog eating its own stick. Like so many lemmings, following each other in to a human centipede, but for lemmings.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hole On Main would be a beautiful name for a sandwich.

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Jesus would have loved fast food. He would have been all like "Oh shit guys the McRib is back".

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Hey BB, what that crippling existential dread do?

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You’re only a moron if you’re from the Moron Valley of Stupidland, otherwise you’re just a sparkling idiot

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