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Neonymous Bosh is my pseudonym, David Colman is my autonym and these are my neonyms — things for which we have no words. So far, only NoLIta and NoMad have stuck.
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Today: PETE EXIT. Imperative. Taken from the common dictation typo for “Pete Hegseth,” an urgent piece of dangerous new weaponry that must be fired immediately.

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The loudest silence I ever heard. www.youtube.com/shorts/I7p8O...

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Today: MANAGE UTILIZATION. Verb phrase. A health insurance industry euphemism for "denying claims." E.g., "United Healthcare's stock plunged 20% yesterday after reporting a nosedive in profits, an effect of recent bombshell revelations about their unethical methods in managing utilization."

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1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

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Today: PREDICSPICABLE. Adj. Of or relating to a person, event or act combining the normally opposite concepts of shocking and typical. "The Trump administration's callous defiance of the unanimous Supreme Court ruling was utterly predicspicable."

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