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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Currently in the middle of New York City. Really big place for a little country They like me.

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

Did you know the “weekend” and working only 8 hours per day used to be considered a radical, liberal idea? 139 years ago today, in Bay View, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 7 workers (including a 13 yo) lost their lives to advance this revolutionary idea. A 🧵

Pics or it didn’t happen

Graduating today. Again.

Lemon. Lol

One more. 🇨🇦🍁

"What your favourite Fire Emblem lord says about you" (/not very serious)

Eight year old: Who is the pope? Me: Begins to explain… Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

SATURDAY NIGHT - NOT The White House Correspondents Dinner PPV - the lineup is insane and it’s guaranteed to raise a smile. Www.Meethook.live/not

Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

A second signal gate has hit the pentagon. This feels… familiar

Happy Easter if you celebrate. The following is a twitter meme from last year that has made me laugh for over a year now.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

theonion.com/historians-q...

There's a lot of talk about Canada Geese and whether they're good and my answer is Yes.

When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days

Funniest quote of the week. "I'm so ragingly straight I need a man to feel me all over."

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

BREAKING: Trump has paused tariffs for 90 days. Who could have seen this coming two days ago on Bluesky?

MARKET MANIPULATION is illegal.

Cory Booker has been talking for 25 hours straight. I hope it doesn’t go to waste.

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

Hold on why are they displaying that this is obviously a concentration camp

People we need to build this Time Machine so Pete Hegseth can be fired sooner

Pete Hegseth never should have been tapped for this job. It's too important. He should be fired immediately.

This episode alone makes me recommend Letterkenny to everyone I know

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

Merf

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When boss music is your comfort song>>>

The vibe I bring to the function

Trump and Rubio have defied a court order. So what’s next?

Chuck Norris turns 85 today but I'm pretty sure there are parts of him that are much younger.

two versions because i can

My hair has 2 modes. Contained and fluff