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nerdyfatguy.bsky.social

Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things. DMs are open for discussions about food/drink, books and authors, and economics. Or if you found a really cool rock. he/him

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ROOMMATE: Have you seen my sock puppets? ME: muffled screams from my shoes why

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Wrap a jiggling mass of mayonnaise in a duxelle, prosciutto, and puff pastry before baking, call that Dukes Wellington.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Dr. Seuss' mother was the renowned massage therapist, Ma Seuss.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

people say frances: too soon! the body's not even cold yet! rigor mortis hasn't even set in! the corpse is still warm, supple and luxurious! you could still wrap its flesh around you! you could still waltz around the house with it draped over you like a fancy housecoat! this is not the time to joke!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I just noticed that I'm wearing my boxers inside-out. After two hours. No point in stripping down in the men's room and fixing the error now. If anyone asks, SENAH is a longtime menswear brand, and I can't believe you've never heard of them.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

📻🎧 #ActuallyAutistic #Indie #MusicSky #MusicianSky #Disabled #DIY Like chill ambient music in the background? my new music video: 'el nido' please take a moment to comment, like, and subscribe 🙏🏽 in the YouTube player to help ensure my access to seizure care youtu.be/0vIIjP9bstg

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."

submitted 4 days ago • 48 comments

Those were the days…

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Someone in this campground is frying potatoes. Grabbing a plate and fork and heading out on a quest.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Small talk? Fuck small talk. There is nothing better than someone being let off their internal leash and given full permission/comfort to enthusiastically talk about their weird nerdy special interest

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

This is a great opinion piece by Sophie Boudreau (who might be on bsky, maybe not.) Being put in accelerated learning opportunities since kindergarten, and in a G/T program since 3rd grade in 1978, I feel so many of the same failures she mentions here. www.huffpost.com/entry/gifted...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Lucky Charms. Breakfast endorsed by @stephenking.bsky.social?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Two shirts down already today, saturated with sweat. Let's hope i can get through the remainder of the day without having to change again. The toll this humidity is taking on my beard is bad enough.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Older dude at the ShapeLetter asked me "is that your Dodge?" After I affirmed that the truck I just exited was indeed my "Dodge" (it's a Ram - a technicality), he complimented it. I'll take positive vibes where I can get them.