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Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things. DMs are open for discussions about food/drink, books and authors, and economics. Or if you found a really cool rock. he/him
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"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."

Those were the days…

the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes

Someone in this campground is frying potatoes. Grabbing a plate and fork and heading out on a quest.

Small talk? Fuck small talk. There is nothing better than someone being let off their internal leash and given full permission/comfort to enthusiastically talk about their weird nerdy special interest

This is a great opinion piece by Sophie Boudreau (who might be on bsky, maybe not.) Being put in accelerated learning opportunities since kindergarten, and in a G/T program since 3rd grade in 1978, I feel so many of the same failures she mentions here. www.huffpost.com/entry/gifted...

Lucky Charms. Breakfast endorsed by @stephenking.bsky.social?

Two shirts down already today, saturated with sweat. Let's hope i can get through the remainder of the day without having to change again. The toll this humidity is taking on my beard is bad enough.

Older dude at the ShapeLetter asked me "is that your Dodge?" After I affirmed that the truck I just exited was indeed my "Dodge" (it's a Ram - a technicality), he complimented it. I'll take positive vibes where I can get them.

Me turning around dramatically in a chair but it's a normal chair so it's a lot of furious scootching until I eventually fall over

I was addicted to country and western dancing My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program

Yesterday evening, I passed a dude with a Forrest-Gump-style beard and long hair out jogging. But I don't remember Forrest carrying a green glass bong with him on his journey.

Headed camping this weekend. Not surprisingly, it's supposed to rain every night and only one day. Since I've been camping as an adult ~33 years, I think it has rained on every trip I've taken. I'm going to start advertising my services in farm journals.

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

Luigi Mangione should use “we’re all going to die” as his defense

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

*54

Yes, by all means, autocorrect. Let’s describe me as a “long distance ruiner.”

Not going to say i have a hole in my glove, but if I did, then of course it's on the middle finger.

You go through life thinking that nothing could be more irritating than something shifting in the utensil drawer, preventing you from opening the drawer. Then those wire cutters you slid into your pocket open up and wedge in place until you're in your driveway trying to win a game of pocket pool.

Saw a headline saying smoke from wildfires is now entering the U.S. Foreign wildfire smoke? What's wrong with the wildfire smoke we produce domestically??? Other nations are clamoring to import our wildfire smoke!

So... hole is dug. It's 45 minutes after the alleged delivery window I was given (8-noon.) Called the garden center and was told that a: they aren't supposed to give time windows; and b: the delivery guy doesn't even come in until around 11 on Saturday. Glad I wasted half of my day.