nerdyfatguy.bsky.social
Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
DMs are open for discussions about food/drink, books and authors, and economics. Or if you found a really cool rock.
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You're creating a real Harry situation here...
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Happy 54th! Welcome to the club.
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You put it in the dishwasher?
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Living here as I do, I resent this, but also it's a valid point. Gym's been in office for 19 years and he's done fuck all. Or "duck" all, when you consider his district.
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Deep, meaningful exchanges about snacks.
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Jumpin' on the bed?
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My beer fridge contains a combination of the two, and the opener is screwed into the fridge door. I don't even bother checking for a twist cap.
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Using a bottle opener to open a twist-off is nowhere near as embarrassing as struggling and failing to twist off a traditional bottle cap. Especially in front of others!
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It's called potted meat. Usually around $0.39 per can, great on Ritz crackers.
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@nerdyfatguy.bsky.social brought a knife to a gun fight and won, but was banned from playing paintball after that.
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I know a few people who'd buy this with zero follow-up questions.
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*I* need a hamster with a pink Popemobile!
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pretty damn proud of what we cooked up
hope you all love it
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Small talk plays a far greater role in why I stopped going to the barber than losing most of my hair ever did.
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Hit me!
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What did we lose now?
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Silver maple? How is that branch even supporting its weight???
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I'm sorry...is this bird wearing a parka? Because that's awesome.
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Mmmmm... salty....
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Every other Jeep has Bigfoot on the back around here. He's on tees, hats, pins in every state and national park I've visited. Two homes in the village have life-sized (or bigger) statues in their yards.
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He didn't do anything wrong. I'd be more inclined to have the cashier drop by.
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Finally! Proper use of the phrase!
bsky.app/profile/nerd...
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Dammit. Now where am I going to get daiquiri ice this late at night?
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Sorry I missed it! Hope you had an awesome birthday!