ness2outof3.bsky.social
He/him, married, born 1984, Providence>Seattle, vector artist, webcomic enjoyer, union worker, puppet fancier, and NOSTRIL FETISHIST. Please retroactively turn 21 years old before having read this, thank you. 🚫2️⃣1️⃣🫵🤨
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There's something really charming about a holiday where you essentially leave your fursona on the porch and hope local Santa comes and makes you a new profile pic.
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Confusingly, frustratingly you've got to convert them to videos, even tho videos are quite large and Bluesky agressively compresses still images like the servers are gonna rupture otherwise.
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It feels like everything I do is about managing my sleep tempo on some level, now, so I can go back there and earn my stupid food. I've been so socially isolated since I moved here. I'm pretty high functioning all things considered but the adventurous world I knew has shrunk beyond recognition.
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I want him to posess my body and make me temporarilly care about the PGA tour.
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Mumford's grandsons were born with so much to atone for.
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I feel like I'm ready to dissassociate when I hear like, barn floor stomp percussion at a WALGREENS PHARMACY with an elevator to the parking garage. Gonna be a big ol hootenanny down at the old Pain Relief/digestion aid aisle tonight! Lordy loo boy howdy.
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CG Boy!!
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God, yeah, I read reviews of Skinamarink which were like, "And the house hasn't been remodelled... Since the 90s!" and to me it's like, that's cool, probably better central air than in an as-is 70s apartment. Oh wait the review is being afraid of the cornerstones now I guess.
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I can't wait for someone to string a shot on film movie through a widescreen VHS before sending it off to theaters because it would be "analogue horror." Especially if they do that thing where they forget to add any tension to their video, because there's apparantly just a phobia for magnetic tape.
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At least we got to say the phrase queerxjoy puppet slam in a sentence so often that language itself lost meaning.
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If money is no object while building your house, you're probably not a creative. The last time most rich people did any visual daydreaming was childhood, so, contractors build alot of shit kids might dream. Stuff without grownup concerns like "accessibility" or "mold" or "N64 Vampire lair vibes."
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I can envision John Stamos passing the title of Beach Boy to some contest winner in year 2034.
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I like how we were literally just talking shit about the Beach Boys minus Brian last Sunday.
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Absorbent is he.
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Twitch is the pits. I feel like they've monetized gamer loneliness, and it shows when they choose words like "community" in the ad copy. Everyone but the onscreen commedian is just attending a perpetual bakesale, to pay the leader's bills.
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The older I get, the more I think, man, online world cares so much about non-union tech job misery, and it's been pulling teeth to make my friends care about the lived misery in any industry I've been in. Even the part where we were exposed to Covid, my friends & I spent talking about Super Mario.
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@nakattack.bsky.social makes little crochet critters as well, who are maybe the best objects in my house.