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I need everyone who watched today’s 10 Minute Power Hour to know that when I got the first cut back and saw Arin suffocating in a plastic bag going down the Jurassic World ride, I had missed that when it happened so that was my first time seeing it. I laughed so hard I choked.

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I went on auto pilot and was eating strawberries and taking my nightly pills and anyways that’s how I swallowed a strawberry whole.

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My mother said “my daughters have taken me far. With you I get to explore different worlds.” and now she’s made every time I’ve ever taken her on a trip worth every fucking penny. 💕

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Playing Bandersnatch for the first time since they’re taking it off Netflix tomorrow.

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Ghost Protocol was fun. Love Brad Bird. Really feels like what started the “what insane stunt is Tom Cruise gonna do next” thing.

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My roommate and I both carte blanche to ramble at the other about a thing the other doesn’t care at all about which is why I know now so much about Star Trek and why she knows so much about Top Chef lore.

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Gave my bestie’s son and her nephew stuffed pikachus and let me tell you, the kids still go apeshit for a pikachu.

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I fucked up my leg at Fan Fest and it still hurts so bad 😭

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Nathan for You Grandson Piss Guy

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Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who figured out how to erase the background on pictures of her and her pets, printed them out, and showed me her “art”.

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lol my mom and I are listening to Celine Dion and crying

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I’m showing my mom Spirited Away.

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Every time my mom sells something on offer up she goes “I am a business woman”.

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She loves being as close to me as possible

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New red lipstick and I got the mirrored case engraved.

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LOOK AT MY SNACK PLATE

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This terrible director once reached out to me and was like “I wrote this short and I have a character I specifically created with you in mind” and when I read the script the character was called “Big Titty LARP Nerd”. I declined.

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Okay I watched Mission Impossible 3 and what do I have to do to bring Phillip Seymour Hoffman back.

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She stuck her paw under my hand so I held it while she slept

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I’ve eaten so much Korean bbq and soju and my hair smells like meat 💕

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Thing I was talking to a friend about earlier. I find bellies so cute but I don’t like it on me. I find crooked teeth so cute but I don’t like it on me. I find asymmetrical faces cute but I don’t like it on me. Why am I a harsher critic to me and THE ONLY BODY I HAVE than anyone else?!

I need everyone who watched today’s 10 Minute Power Hour to know that when I got the first cut back and saw Arin suffocating in a plastic bag going down the Jurassic World ride, I had missed that when it happened so that was my first time seeing it. I laughed so hard I choked.

I went on auto pilot and was eating strawberries and taking my nightly pills and anyways that’s how I swallowed a strawberry whole.

My mother said “my daughters have taken me far. With you I get to explore different worlds.” and now she’s made every time I’ve ever taken her on a trip worth every fucking penny. 💕

Playing Bandersnatch for the first time since they’re taking it off Netflix tomorrow.

Ghost Protocol was fun. Love Brad Bird. Really feels like what started the “what insane stunt is Tom Cruise gonna do next” thing.

My roommate and I both carte blanche to ramble at the other about a thing the other doesn’t care at all about which is why I know now so much about Star Trek and why she knows so much about Top Chef lore.

Gave my bestie’s son and her nephew stuffed pikachus and let me tell you, the kids still go apeshit for a pikachu.

I fucked up my leg at Fan Fest and it still hurts so bad 😭

Nathan for You Grandson Piss Guy

Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who figured out how to erase the background on pictures of her and her pets, printed them out, and showed me her “art”.

lol my mom and I are listening to Celine Dion and crying

I’m showing my mom Spirited Away.

Every time my mom sells something on offer up she goes “I am a business woman”.

She loves being as close to me as possible

New red lipstick and I got the mirrored case engraved.

LOOK AT MY SNACK PLATE

This terrible director once reached out to me and was like “I wrote this short and I have a character I specifically created with you in mind” and when I read the script the character was called “Big Titty LARP Nerd”. I declined.

Okay I watched Mission Impossible 3 and what do I have to do to bring Phillip Seymour Hoffman back.

She stuck her paw under my hand so I held it while she slept

I’ve eaten so much Korean bbq and soju and my hair smells like meat 💕

Thing I was talking to a friend about earlier. I find bellies so cute but I don’t like it on me. I find crooked teeth so cute but I don’t like it on me. I find asymmetrical faces cute but I don’t like it on me. Why am I a harsher critic to me and THE ONLY BODY I HAVE than anyone else?!

Sorry kitten but daddy has to return the slab or suffer the curse

THE BEEPING IS GONE