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A dog wearing glasses? I’ve seen that before Ann Arbor, MI
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I thought this was a possibility when I balanced how few good free agents there are with how much cap space teams have.
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[Rick Froberg voice] “Here come… here come… SLOTH BEARS”
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On the plus side, you could try out a hand-washing version of the fountain soda "suicide"
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Fogo de Chão does brunch now?
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I feel like the pharmacy clerk and I had an involved conversation from a shared perspective without saying anything.
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She said some variation of that 3-4 times before the manager came over and said she needs to stop with the profanity. She told him “If he talked to your kids that way, you’d kick his ass too.” I was there! He didn’t say anything mean! Her kids nearly knocked over a guy on a walker!
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It goes from being almost disarmingly indirect to incredibly intense. Works as a parent-child relationship complement to Scenes from a Marriage, a lot more condensed though.
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The 2nd is good but the other one… they might have to draft me
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Glad they didn’t resort to AI
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Victor’s just following his brother’s example of being passed up by the Wings in the draft
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They probably had to take a picture of it on your doorstep
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For multiple reasons this year
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I’m trying to imagine Yzerman doing this “We’re so excited to draft you” / “Thank you sir” routine and I just can’t.
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I should be out of here tomorrow. 24 hour IV cycle.
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Jaroslav SpaceX? I’ll keep working on it www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/p...
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That’s more optimistic than my immediate thought: Bari Ice
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I bought that pretty cheap solely because a version of “Blindness” is on it. Need Fall Heads Roll to be reissued.
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Can’t you just be reasonable and pay for internet service that you did not sign up for and will not receive? Come on.
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Yeah I need to watch the NHL draft tonight! There’s been a decent amount of Lyme talk, but I had that my senior year of high school and 1. The bite pattern was totally different 2. I would’ve noticed a tick.
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I’ve gotten a lot of “Yeah that is weird looking, huh?”
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During the pandemic my son rather inexplicably dislocated a finger while out for a walk, which led to like six hours at the children’s ER. I suppose I should be thankful that the Paw Patrol movie is nowhere in sight.
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I don’t know how long I’ll be hanging out here, but they might as well put on Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker.
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“None of these songs even sounds finished!”
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When it comes to Midwestern emo bands from the mid-90s, I’m fine with this
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Really enjoyed that one. Through four of the titles in the Johnnie To collection (had previously seen The Heroic Trio and Executioners), and I think Exiled is my favorite so far.
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Expendfourbles
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I figured the book would be more in line with your elevator speech
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Iron-on QR code that links to Liz Pelly’s book
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He then whispers the exact date and time of their death into their ear
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Rain Man Boutros Boutros-Ghali Alf Werner Herzog
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I think I’ve seen all four horseman of the cattily self-interested neocon apocalypse today and I’m good, thanks
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Of course
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If I had more energy I’d come up with 23 stoner comedies from this century
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What are the 23 films?
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Didn’t not… give this guy antibiotics stat
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“Why is your head covered in pesto?” “I HAD TO GET WET”