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I will literally mold you out of clay. Need fire? I got you. Eagles all around me.
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I’ve got an eagle here that is like them to meet
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Why do I even keep regrowing this liver there’s no hope
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May I suggest, as a miracle, the rescue of a super cool dude from a mountain in the Caucasus?
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I’m super not comparing Trump to Zeus but I am definitely saying I 100% believe some things are worth your liver
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Your logic follows but not everyone grasps the fennel stalk
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Better than an eagle tho
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Chains and a mountain for him, this is so much worse than just a fennel stalk of fire
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Another thing that’s contagious is measles and boy do I wish you were the one appointing leaders about it
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I’m trying so hard to have optimism but it kind of feels like new liver, same eagle
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For the record I did not and would not give him fire
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Yessss! Get it humans
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For the record I did not give him fire
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Srsly they could handle one eagle, max
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That was a great moment, true. Apt, Jesse. Apt.
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Salt of the earth, amph I rite?
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Jesse “the Body” Ventura was once a bar for shame as well but in a retrospective comparison to current events he doesn’t seem so bad
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Typhon and Enceladus but now dumber so they’ve morphed into Trumphon and Elonadus
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Stay strong, Park people
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I thought I had fortitude in the face of adversity (including eagles) but this is next level
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I gotchu ancient bro
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New liver, same eagles
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What can I do to help Lil bit bound here but I’m working on it
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Medusa come look at this man
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I take back the creation of this particular woman. I was mad
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He just seems like he’d be very sweaty all the time. Prob smells like bratwurst
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I’ve got ideas for how we might prevent this #mountaintop #eagles
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Parked at two docks.
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And actual booby traps. Haha I gave this box to my brother and his wife, total chaos.
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I told Epimetheus his clay figures sucked, jokes on him
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Klanistocracy maybe?
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New liver, same eagles
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Wise, Mr. Flav
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I fought him once long ago, he was slippery. Or maybe oily? Unpleasant tactile experience.
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Whitemanistan
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A son of Moros. Stuck to a mountain right now but I’ll fight him at some point