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hypernormalisation

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Coached a baseball game today and it was like 100 degrees. It sucked. Sprayed my water bottle on the team coming in from playing defense and got scolded by an 11-year old with a single word: "consent." While I admit he's got a point, that kids gonna be a real winner at parties soon.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight everyone

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Israeli government: Hey, what if Meegan from Key & Peele ran a country?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Welp (Stanley Cup-related)

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

“ICE agents have to wear masks and no uniform because they have become so deeply unpopular that it’s safer to appear to be a vigilante kidnapper” is a hell of an argument

submitted 6 days ago • 134 comments

What can you still be allergic to when you've replaced all your blood with botulinum and Mexican semaglutide?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Does anybody know what Kevin Roose's username was on Yahoo! Answers?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Having a hard time not using this as an excuse to leave work early today, even though I know I'm just suffering from a normal level of not wanting to be here.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hit in the back of the head by a ball batted by a kid screwing around at practice tonight. I need youth sports to kill me faster if it's going to kill me, please.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

submitted 8 days ago • 245 comments

Which is wild because no one even likes the Nats

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Lovely night for the football.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes the universe provides what would’ve been a perfect vine (rip)

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Did you know you don't need police to eliminate the problem of people stealing shit from your front porch? Nothing I buy is exposed to this risk when I do my shopping in A FUCKING STORE.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

submitted 18 days ago • 60 comments