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Now, from the dept. of "Things That Are Not Part of You-know-Who and His Compound Messes": Did you know that you can grow more lettuce from existing lettuce cores? Look! Now that I know how, my house is filling up with tiny lettuces. Is this a good thing? Well...you may not think so but I LIKE IT.

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hypernormalisation

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Coached a baseball game today and it was like 100 degrees. It sucked. Sprayed my water bottle on the team coming in from playing defense and got scolded by an 11-year old with a single word: "consent." While I admit he's got a point, that kids gonna be a real winner at parties soon.

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Goodnight everyone

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The Israeli government: Hey, what if Meegan from Key & Peele ran a country?

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Welp (Stanley Cup-related)

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“ICE agents have to wear masks and no uniform because they have become so deeply unpopular that it’s safer to appear to be a vigilante kidnapper” is a hell of an argument

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What can you still be allergic to when you've replaced all your blood with botulinum and Mexican semaglutide?

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Does anybody know what Kevin Roose's username was on Yahoo! Answers?

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Having a hard time not using this as an excuse to leave work early today, even though I know I'm just suffering from a normal level of not wanting to be here.

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Hit in the back of the head by a ball batted by a kid screwing around at practice tonight. I need youth sports to kill me faster if it's going to kill me, please.

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I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

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Which is wild because no one even likes the Nats

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Lovely night for the football.

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sometimes the universe provides what would’ve been a perfect vine (rip)

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Did you know you don't need police to eliminate the problem of people stealing shit from your front porch? Nothing I buy is exposed to this risk when I do my shopping in A FUCKING STORE.

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