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hey. forgot about it here

a husband’s job is to unpack the car. a wife’s job is to sit and hang out for a little bit even though she was not the driver. this is what our society is killing.

fuck yes!

i love being wife

ola

I think my big problem is I have a lot of hobbies and not a lot of time and a brain that makes that the most unbearable sensation in the world

im like if a girl was a little gremlin

just not a bad place to be

No Eyes

just found out my exes name means rabbit in Portuguese. which I would have to disagree with

i feel like i would be a great balkan fairy

does anyone have a favorite thyme variety lets sound the fuck off in the comments

there should be twice as many bugs and frogs

grocery store wife

i genuinely think dog walking is my calling lol

so no ones sleepign right. what's that about

That is that good shit

Skin

everyone sure has Covid right now

its kind of insane that we’re still pouring black asphalt when cool pavements exist li think it would make my neighborhood like 5 degrees cooler. anyway

been having so many theories lately

what if there’s a movie where there’s a dog walker who notices all the dogs are acting weird at the same time and realizes it’s because there’s some kind of disaster but no one will listen to her because she’s just the dog walker. you are not allowed to steal this idea

hey guys whats up what are you having for dinner

a husband is a person who gets an ant off your hat

just saw a bunny run by. as I was writing this tweet we were accosted by 3 raccoons who clearly regularly scavenge where we were sitting and aj was really scared of them it was sooo funny. like the most normal raccoons I’ve ever seen and he’s like get inside right now

trying to make friends with the 14 year old Pomeranian named scrappy in our building. stay tuned on this one

too hot out. goo

make bluesky UI look exactly like personal blogs and ultra customizable challenge

doing research

just had a theory about a homemade bug bite itch remedy. stay tuned on this one

why all our bodies falling apart huh