Profile avatar
nicky9lives.bsky.social
man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots
2,089 posts 268 followers 398 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 48 Comments 2

Fuck these lines hit harder every time I hear them open.spotify.com/track/7tlAoo...

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

all-timer open.spotify.com/track/1d1Uc9...

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Got to be my top contender for song of the year still, although that Michigander song featuring Andrew McMahon is a close second open.spotify.com/album/5ZhAAi...

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

drinking water like some kind of bitch

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine? cuz you a snack

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

WE UP WE UP WE SO SO UP

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

open.spotify.com/track/17xu9d...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

goddamn I fucking love Pool Kids open.spotify.com/track/4bmFe4...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when a spice girl said slam your body down and wind it all around i felt that

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

me and who

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.

submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

tell your mom I have no more onlyfans money this month

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Just like in the parks, safety comes first. - Stay with your group - Follow the signs (or in this case, the facts) - Leave no one behind - Document everything - Don’t engage alone

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

General reminder that "organic" doesn't actually mean anything in terms of produce

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

nearly the entire SS got off scot free from Nuremberg. most of the Einsatzgruppe were allowed to live peaceful lives. our grandparents fucked up the peace. don't make the same mistakes.

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

Pussy Eating 101: Start like a fluttering butterfly. Finish like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal.

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

open.spotify.com/album/4TPjqL...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I had no idea thank you

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

fuck it gonna eat cheese

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

i love how nearly everything is a scam now

submitted 2 days ago • 127 comments

Had a rough night last night, but just now the sun came out from behind the clouds for the first time today the second that Superposition by Young the Giant came on the shuffled playlist so maybe life will be okay after all

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Weighed in at 294.3 this morning. I've said it so many times before, but this time I'm serious: I will never be back over 300. Ambitious long-term goal weight is 225, but if I can cut to like 240-250 I'd be more than happy. Long way to go, but still down from my highest of 351 back in like 2021.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

existence is meaningless, all is vanity, but also this one little problem I’m dealing with right now is unbelievably important

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

never felt more like this guy in my whole life

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

millennials use lol like "STOP" at the end of a telegraph lol

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

It's called adulthood

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When Sonic is about to land on a spike

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch...

submitted 3 days ago • 335 comments

walkable cities and suckable titties

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 3 days ago • 79 comments

Texting this to all the offline homies limiting their screen time

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

submitted 3 days ago • 160 comments

Journey might be the most emo band of all time tbh

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Meddle is the best Pink Floyd album, Marooned is the best post Roger Waters Pink Floyd song, and other unpopular Pink Floyd opinions

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

wild new direction they took in new mario kart, they let mario fuck the car

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

*fails immediately*

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm straight up nausaged today

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I can't believe I'm just now finding out George Washington wasn't a real guy

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i just found god at the bottom of a taco bell bag

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If insufferable white men don’t stop saying “abundance” I swear to god

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

independent and generational wealth could fix me

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

Trust me bro, this song is killer after the 2 minute long experimental intro

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

huge if true

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Idk how you watch hockey and not have minor heart attacks

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

we should put MDMA in the water supply

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments