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ninji.dog
Wolfdog, sometimes furry, sometimes shiny. Writes code for your favourite MMORPG. Likes cities, transit, gear, reverse-engineering and street photography. Moved from @_Ninji. en_GB/es_ES • 30, he/they θΔ • Glasgow, Scotland • t.me/Ninji (slow replies)
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was walking back from mcdonald’s earlier when some rando heckled me by asking “do you shave your pussy” and i’m still very confused (it was the second instance of unsolicited abuse from strangers on that trip! Glasgow usually isn’t this unhinged, I don’t know what’s in the air today)

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In Scotland, we refer to going around shirtless as “taps aff” Which has led me to unilaterally decide that going around in a tank top should be termed “pits oot”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Less than a week to go until #CFz2025 so it’s time for the obligatory “how to find me at CFz” post 🐺 Do: • Talk to me • Touch me (like a Nintendo DS) • Be cringe (just a bit) Do not: • Give me mayonnaise • Share my personal data with your 792 partners (I *will* object)

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s been almost five years since Apple added official sleep tracking to their watches but yet watchOS still chides me every day with “oh, we couldn’t update your watch because you didn’t have it on the charger at 4am” Do they just not allow the Sleep Team and Update Team to talk???

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Here are some random photos I’ve taken today

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

In more positive news: I got to Silverburn and saw this dork outside Huskies are so good

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Broke my 8 year streak without a bicycle accident :( A taxi obliviously turned left into the cycle lane I was in, I didn’t have enough distance to brake Thankfully I’m mostly fine, I just have a rather sore right hand and a tear in my favourite trousers

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Did the built-in iOS keyboard ever have predictive text that learned from you or am I just getting mixed up with my Android days?? I don’t necessarily *want* my keyboard to remember everything I type, but it’s weird that it doesn’t even try, and I feel like it used to at one point…

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments