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Musician, Writer, Designer—Shitposter. She/her. https://nissamitchell.com/links/
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Saw a man with his shirt off today and was reminded how much courage it must take to have such small, underdeveloped boobs and show everyone—knowing they’re going to judge you for it.

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If Bumble BFF has taught me anything, it’s that there are a lot of boring straight women in the burbs looking for friends. And, I have to imagine that if the burbs were more dense and car culture were less omnipresent, they’d all be happily drinking wine and listening to Taylor together.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Friends, what’s the best oma fiets-style (upright Dutch step through) bike I can get in the U.S.? I want one so bad, but it seems the “bikes are for exercise” brain rot in North America has severely limited the available options. I want a low-maintenance tank I can ride in a dress.

submitted 4 days ago • 36 comments

I convinced my parents to move from the Denver suburbs to the Twin Cities a couple years ago. Found out today that they’re moving back. Some people come to the promised land and then complain about the weather 🤷🏻‍♀️.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

submitted 8 days ago • 152 comments

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights

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I forgot that I don’t get emails from Eventbrite when folks register for orientations… so I thought no one had registered yet bc I’d gotten 0 notifications since sending the newsletter last night. It was quite the surprise to log in & see the June orientation had completely filled overnight! 🚲❤️

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We always share updates via our newsletter first. Last night we let our subscribers know that registration for June orientation is open. All spots filled overnight! 🤯 If you want to be sure not to miss future updates, please subscribe via: Mplscargobikelibrary.com

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At this rate, your odds of winning prizes are high... racketmn.com/help-racket-...

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

My youngest put on Ace of Base this morning while getting ready. I share this as a brag about both my parenting, and how cool my kid is.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

There are very few things that a bowl of homemade ramen and a chat with a friend can’t improve.

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The existence of nail polish colors other than dark red and black is a psy op. I swear to god.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

The existence of nail polish colors other than dark red and black is a psy op. I swear to god.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Important update: Falling Knife has corrected my understanding of “Verbal Tip” to refer to a server receiving praise/positive appellations rather than money for service. Also, apparently skeezy guys are big on making “just the tip” jokes to femme servers at Falling Knife. Boo! F-. Do better, men!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

It’s live! My most recent column for @racketmn.com—an ode to both my time writing Doin’ Beers so far, and to my basic bitch tendencies. Dry hopped with jokes for extra aroma and flavor.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

I finished my May Doin’ Beers article for Racket tonight. It’s later than planned but I’m very proud of this one. Peak shitposting about beer vibes—not to toot my own horn.

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Think I’ll do some psychological akido and redirect the destructive impulses from one thing to treat the destructive impulses of the other.

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Food is realistically a pretty healthy choice for self-medicating, but uhh, it has its downsides.

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A picture of my stomach, when I have feelings:

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