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Musician, Writer, Designer—Shitposter. She/her. https://nissamitchell.com/links/
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Risked life and limb by stopping in the Hennepin Ave. bridge *painted* bike lane for this picture. So, you better like it.

Proud of Walz here, and ashamed to live in a country where so many people ignore science and naively buy into blanket assertions of "male superiority."

For the first time ever, an event where *I* am featured is in @racketmn.com 's weekly event roundup. Come join me tomorrow at 6PM at the 331 Club for... thoughts about beer? Perhaps even a mounting of my old "Beer Sans Beards" talk I've given a few times?

Laura stole my line in her second post here, it was: Density builds community. Distance builds highways.

Plastic surgeons: You are beautiful, but I will make you truly transcendent. Reconstructive plastic surgeons: Your malformations are… moderate. You are a good candidate for this procedure because of your existing deficiencies.

The fact that there isn’t a train from the cities to Rochester is a crime.

Wait... could we actually pull this off? Less than 2 hours remain! racketmn.com/help-racket-...

This thread led me to create a spreadsheet detailing 42 upright bikes available in North America—with model variations that bring the total to 60. They range in features and price from $315 USD pre-owned dutch single-speeds to $3,250 custom steel bikes. I... probably ought to do something with it.

Saw a man with his shirt off today and was reminded how much courage it must take to have such small, underdeveloped boobs and show everyone—knowing they’re going to judge you for it.

If Bumble BFF has taught me anything, it’s that there are a lot of boring straight women in the burbs looking for friends. And, I have to imagine that if the burbs were more dense and car culture were less omnipresent, they’d all be happily drinking wine and listening to Taylor together.

Friends, what’s the best oma fiets-style (upright Dutch step through) bike I can get in the U.S.? I want one so bad, but it seems the “bikes are for exercise” brain rot in North America has severely limited the available options. I want a low-maintenance tank I can ride in a dress.

I convinced my parents to move from the Denver suburbs to the Twin Cities a couple years ago. Found out today that they’re moving back. Some people come to the promised land and then complain about the weather 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights

I forgot that I don’t get emails from Eventbrite when folks register for orientations… so I thought no one had registered yet bc I’d gotten 0 notifications since sending the newsletter last night. It was quite the surprise to log in & see the June orientation had completely filled overnight! 🚲❤️

We always share updates via our newsletter first. Last night we let our subscribers know that registration for June orientation is open. All spots filled overnight! 🤯 If you want to be sure not to miss future updates, please subscribe via: Mplscargobikelibrary.com

At this rate, your odds of winning prizes are high... racketmn.com/help-racket-...

My youngest put on Ace of Base this morning while getting ready. I share this as a brag about both my parenting, and how cool my kid is.

There are very few things that a bowl of homemade ramen and a chat with a friend can’t improve.

The existence of nail polish colors other than dark red and black is a psy op. I swear to god.