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he/him - cis - straight - white - 30 or 40 years old senior clojure developer living in the shadow of grief friend of eggbug profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel i'm NoahTheDuke elsewhere, but personal domains are nice
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Annapurna Interactive presents: Life Is Strange For Even Whiter People

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

dnd's peak. i wonder if it would have been better received if they'd figured out the monster health scaling from monster manual 3 before release.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

someone posts something vaguely pro-ai? maybe i'll let it slide. someone posts a dunk of an anti-ai position? instant block.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

heartbreaking: local dev has all the pieces of a nice library but doesn't know how to structure the public api

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it's hard to accept that i'm not a cracked developer and never will be

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

one of the worst parts of bitcoin is co-opting the word "crypto" to mean internet money and not "cryptography"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

submitted 268 days ago • 4 comments

Six years ago, I called my state rep about his bill attacking trans kids. I was vociferous enough that the aide who answered the phone let me speak with him directly. When the rep answered, he started talking about "ROGD" and said he learned about the "transgender crisis" from reading Jesse Singal.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

why the fuck on discord, when you press "ctrl-k", it shows you a list of channels and doesn't put the unread channels at the top?????????????????????

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submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

okay, gonna give jj another try. anyone got a good updated tutorial? the official one is still only so-so and i remember @steveklabnik.com saying he was working on a follow-up but now i can't find it.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

i love looking at my "scrobbles per year" charts for various bands. here's between the buried and me. i don't listen to them consistently but i ebb and flow, rising as they release new music and then falling off. not pictured here is me listening to the great misdirect roughly 1500 times in 2009.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

but the dwarves breasted too boobily and too deep

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

submitted 17 days ago • 92 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

A+++++++++++++ WILL PROP MY FEET UP ON WHEN I POOP AGAIN

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

when brae said "I'm a Civic, bitch, you're a Prius", i felt that

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

5 year old, listening to the taylor swift song Fearless: "i'm fearless but my one fear is jaguars"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments