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Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

submitted 15 hours ago • 52 comments

I hope this gets them both killed. I’m not joking, at all. I genuinely hope some disillusioned Nazi lunatics pick sides, and shoot both of them. I want to see the news footage of that on repeat for a decade like 9/11.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just had to explain to a coworker I’ve known for two years already how my brain works. You want a five thousand word essay? Give me a couple of hours. You want five bullet points on that? Give me a week.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The latest Gundam GQuuuuuuX has me doing a serious Tina Belcher groan.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I say we bring back the word "retarded" to accurately describe people whose ability to think for themselves has been retarded by automatically going to an AI for their answers. Tell ChatGPT to tie your shoes and wipe your ass and you'll end up with shoelaces in your rectum.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I read a two-part rumour about Doctor Who about six months ago. I thought, first half was kind of plausible, second half was total bullshit. Turns out both were true, and I don't know how to feel about that. (Being more circumspect about spoilers than the fucking NEWS HEADLINES IN MY NOTIFICATIONS)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

For some reason, despite hanging on the release of the next game every time one came out, I can never remember the order of the Blackwell games. Fortunately, I can just look at the file sizes in Steam to figure it out!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Old Skies has dethroned Technobabylon as my favourite Wadjet Eye game.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments