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I have absolutely no doubt that Donald Trump will be happy to prove Elon Musk is wrong and show he has nothing to hide by releasing the Epstein files in full. After all, that is what an innocent man would do ♥️

It's rare to see a man of such principles... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/heart-brea...

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that Elon Musk has been put on a plane to El Salvador 😭😭😭

Obviously, Elon Musk is not worried about Trump cancelling his government contracts because he is opposed to handouts and as a wealth creator, he will simply pull himself up by his boot straps ♥️

Life as a genocidal settler-colony can be hard... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-fac...

How was this allowed to happen? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/krishnan-g...

Thank god for AIPAC... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-vetoes-...

Thank god for AIPAC... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-vetoes-...

How was this allowed to happen? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/krishnan-g...

Life as a genocidal settler-colony can be hard... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-fac...

My newsletter is now really close to 30k subscribers. I will kiss everyone who helps me get there! Go on, don't be shy, it will help correct your thoughts x www.normalisland.co.uk

BREAKING: Instead of lifting the two-child welfare cap, the government has opted to build 12 new attack submarines and spend £15 billion on warheads. Isn't this better than feeding kids? x

BREAKING: The IDF soldier who was beaten up by an Irish MMA fighter has explained he wasn't expecting such a hard fight because he's used to taking on women and children x

BREAKING: Israel mistakenly lets slip plan to murder Greta Thunberg and Liam Cunningham 👀

Who could have known that in 2025, no one gives a shit? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israels-at...

BREAKING: An Irish mixed martial artist has beaten an Israeli fighter while screaming "free Palestine!" It is surely a matter of time until he is arrested by counter-terrorism police and banned from competing for life x

Who could have known that in 2025, no one gives a shit? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israels-at...

My newsletter is now really close to 30k subscribers. I will kiss everyone who helps me get there! Go on, don't be shy, it will help correct your thoughts x www.normalisland.co.uk

Did you know he has a lovely family? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-sayin...

BREAKING: Marco Rubio has decided you are not allowed to enter the US if you criticise Israel, but you are allowed to enter the US if you criticise the US. Can't imagine why this might be x

BREAKING: Israel says it has accepted a US ceasefire proposal and is looking forward to continuing to bomb Gaza and blaming Hamas when they inevitably retaliate x

Did you know he has a lovely family? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-sayin...

BREAKING: We're now describing the Liverpool driver as a "lovely man" with a "nice family" after discovering he is white British ♥️

BREAKING: The woman who lasted only 45 days as prime minister wants to raise the retirement age so that you have to work until you're 80. Liz, however, no longer has to work because her job was taken by a lettuce x

BREAKING: TRNSMT organisers have explained they had no choice but to ban Kneecap because they only want pro-genocide acts to perform at their festivals x

BREAKING: The humanitarian effort in Gaza is going so well that Israel almost immediately ran out of food and then opened fire on hungry Palestinians, forcing them to disperse... but remember, UNRWA is a "terrorist organisation" x

BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been released from a young offenders prison because at 4"10, he was considered too small to be put into a man's prison ♥️

and we must hold them accountable...

BREAKING: The woman who lasted only 45 days as prime minister wants to raise the retirement age so that you have to work until you're 80. Liz, however, no longer has to work because her job was taken by a lettuce x

BREAKING: TRNSMT organisers have explained they had no choice but to ban Kneecap because they only want pro-genocide acts to perform at their festivals x

Please spare a thought for the racists... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/british-pa...

BREAKING: Far-right nutters are distraught that the Tate brothers have been charged with rape in the UK. Why is it always the ones you most suspect? 😭😭😭

The more you read, the worse it gets www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/israel-is-...

BREAKING: The humanitarian effort in Gaza is going so well that Israel almost immediately ran out of food and then opened fire on hungry Palestinians, forcing them to disperse... but remember, UNRWA is a "terrorist organisation" x

BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been released from a young offenders prison because at 4"10, he was considered too small to be put into a man's prison ♥️

Please spare a thought for the racists... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/british-pa...

BREAKING: Netanyahu has rejected the US ceasefire proposal that Hamas agreed to, due to the serious concern it could result in the safe return of the hostages x

BREAKING: Ant Middleton vows to deport anyone in the UK who is vaguely brown when he eventually becomes London mayor. No one tell him he won't have this power. I don't want you knocking his confidence, bless him x

BREAKING: The driver was white British, but we've decided to make it about foreign Muslims anyway, just because x

BREAKING: As details of the horrific incident in Liverpool unfold, patriots are distraught to hear the driver was white British and not, in fact, a Muslim immigrant, forcing them to quietly delete their earlier racist rants. They have already forgotten about the victims 😩

This is about saving our reputations and avoiding arrest... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-all-p...

BREAKING: Hamas has agreed to a US proposal for a ceasefire so Israel is urgently looking for an excuse to back out of talks and blame Hamas x

You don't understand, the good guys are the ones who burnt that little girl alive. The bad guys are the ones who are saying it was wrong. We need to censor them to make the baby killers feel safe x

BREAKING: Gary Lineker has left Match of the Day after committing the unforgivable sin of speaking out against a genocide x

BREAKING: The deputy prime minister has explained it's not for her to determine whether Israel is breaking international law because it's not like the UK government is arming Israel or conducting surveillance flights for it or anything like that x

BREAKING: Israel has explained the reason it killed nine of ten children of a Palestinian doctor is that it was trying to kill their mother for being a doctor x

BREAKING: The BBC has refused to air the Medics Under Fire documentary because its impartiality guidelines mean it can't present any facts that prove Israel is genocidal x

Some of you are worse than Hitler x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/47-of-isra...

Some of you are worse than Hitler x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/47-of-isra...