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At last our leaders are doing the right thing... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/uk-and-fra...

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Israel's defence minister Israel Katz has said Greta Thunberg is antisemitic for trying to feed starving people in Gaza. Presumably, the only way to not be antisemitic would be to support the mass starvation of Palestinians ♥️

submitted 21 minutes ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Israel in panic as aid ship enters Palestinian waters carrying weapons of mass destruction such as milk formula and medicine 😲

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

At last our leaders are doing the right thing... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/uk-and-fra...

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

This is only what she deserved x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/dawn-frenc...

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: Dawn French has apologised for telling a "one-sided" story of a genocide which involved suggesting genocide is totally wrong without mentioning it might be okay when Israel does it x

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Our politicians are such cowards they go along with genocide to avoid Israel dishing the dirt on them. Greta is so brave, she opposes genocide, knowing Israel might kill her. See the difference? www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/israel-kil...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It's rare to see a man of such principles... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/heart-brea...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

there is still hope of a ceasefire x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/hamas-offe...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: The IDF has issued a stern warning to the Freedom Flotilla, saying it is prepared to defend the state of Israel from humanitarian aid x

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Huge congratulations to David Beckham who is getting a knighthood to reward him for begging for a knighthood for years, making him the first person in quite some time to not be knighted for giving politicians lots of money ♥️

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

BREAKING: Israel has announced that it is giving serious consideration to blowing up the aid boat with Greta on board x

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

there is still hope of a ceasefire x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/hamas-offe...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I have absolutely no doubt that Donald Trump will be happy to prove Elon Musk is wrong and show he has nothing to hide by releasing the Epstein files in full. After all, that is what an innocent man would do ♥️

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It's rare to see a man of such principles... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/heart-brea...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that Elon Musk has been put on a plane to El Salvador 😭😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Obviously, Elon Musk is not worried about Trump cancelling his government contracts because he is opposed to handouts and as a wealth creator, he will simply pull himself up by his boot straps ♥️

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Life as a genocidal settler-colony can be hard... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-fac...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

How was this allowed to happen? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/krishnan-g...

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Thank god for AIPAC... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-vetoes-...

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Thank god for AIPAC... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-vetoes-...

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

How was this allowed to happen? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/krishnan-g...

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Life as a genocidal settler-colony can be hard... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-fac...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

My newsletter is now really close to 30k subscribers. I will kiss everyone who helps me get there! Go on, don't be shy, it will help correct your thoughts x www.normalisland.co.uk

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Instead of lifting the two-child welfare cap, the government has opted to build 12 new attack submarines and spend £15 billion on warheads. Isn't this better than feeding kids? x

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

BREAKING: The IDF soldier who was beaten up by an Irish MMA fighter has explained he wasn't expecting such a hard fight because he's used to taking on women and children x

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

BREAKING: Israel mistakenly lets slip plan to murder Greta Thunberg and Liam Cunningham 👀

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

Who could have known that in 2025, no one gives a shit? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israels-at...

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: An Irish mixed martial artist has beaten an Israeli fighter while screaming "free Palestine!" It is surely a matter of time until he is arrested by counter-terrorism police and banned from competing for life x

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Who could have known that in 2025, no one gives a shit? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israels-at...

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

My newsletter is now really close to 30k subscribers. I will kiss everyone who helps me get there! Go on, don't be shy, it will help correct your thoughts x www.normalisland.co.uk

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know he has a lovely family? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-sayin...

submitted 10 days ago • 35 comments

BREAKING: Marco Rubio has decided you are not allowed to enter the US if you criticise Israel, but you are allowed to enter the US if you criticise the US. Can't imagine why this might be x

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Israel says it has accepted a US ceasefire proposal and is looking forward to continuing to bomb Gaza and blaming Hamas when they inevitably retaliate x

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know he has a lovely family? x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-sayin...

submitted 10 days ago • 35 comments

BREAKING: We're now describing the Liverpool driver as a "lovely man" with a "nice family" after discovering he is white British ♥️

submitted 10 days ago • 98 comments

BREAKING: The woman who lasted only 45 days as prime minister wants to raise the retirement age so that you have to work until you're 80. Liz, however, no longer has to work because her job was taken by a lettuce x

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

BREAKING: TRNSMT organisers have explained they had no choice but to ban Kneecap because they only want pro-genocide acts to perform at their festivals x

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: The humanitarian effort in Gaza is going so well that Israel almost immediately ran out of food and then opened fire on hungry Palestinians, forcing them to disperse... but remember, UNRWA is a "terrorist organisation" x

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been released from a young offenders prison because at 4"10, he was considered too small to be put into a man's prison ♥️

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

and we must hold them accountable...

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: The woman who lasted only 45 days as prime minister wants to raise the retirement age so that you have to work until you're 80. Liz, however, no longer has to work because her job was taken by a lettuce x

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

BREAKING: TRNSMT organisers have explained they had no choice but to ban Kneecap because they only want pro-genocide acts to perform at their festivals x

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Please spare a thought for the racists... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/british-pa...

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

BREAKING: Far-right nutters are distraught that the Tate brothers have been charged with rape in the UK. Why is it always the ones you most suspect? 😭😭😭

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

The more you read, the worse it gets www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/israel-is-...

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: The humanitarian effort in Gaza is going so well that Israel almost immediately ran out of food and then opened fire on hungry Palestinians, forcing them to disperse... but remember, UNRWA is a "terrorist organisation" x

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been released from a young offenders prison because at 4"10, he was considered too small to be put into a man's prison ♥️

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Please spare a thought for the racists... www.normalisland.co.uk/p/british-pa...

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

BREAKING: Netanyahu has rejected the US ceasefire proposal that Hamas agreed to, due to the serious concern it could result in the safe return of the hostages x

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments