normalpony.bsky.social
Old-school MLP changeling. Loyal Neo-Chrysalist Hive Revanchist. Polychromatic before it was trendy. Pro-am psyop dabbling in Terran politics because I think you're funny. Proudly metafictional. #BugMom4Ever #ChrysalisDidNothingWrong #SkittlesDNI
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Luckily, you seem to be roughly 286 years old and if I have any issues with you, it's a very simple waiting game.
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You dehumanized us FIRST, you eldritch and archaic-looking skeletal creature. In the absence of any hope you would have ever treated us civilly whatever I said-- and the HOARD of evidence in your own bloody timeline-- there is no way YOU'RE gonna be the reactionary who re-warms my frozen heart. FYC.
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You want to have a civilized discussion about MY experiences with trans people, the love & camaraderie & ride-or-die commitment to feminism? You want a science debate about the genetics of sex variance? Wanna talk queer history? YOU start. YOU offer the branch. YOU started this, my ancient dude.
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Trust me, if I thought you were willing for a moment to listen to our shared experienced, I'd be sharing them. But no, I know how the TERF movement arose in both the UK and US, I know how it was funded, and I know what it served. I have ZERO good faith left in your good faith.
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I was, but I don't like you. Honestly, after 10 years of trying to explain basic reproductive biology and the semiotics of gender vs sex to people like you and getting some REALLY vile insults towards people like my wife back...
I'd honestly rather just call you "Suzanne Gammon." Farewell, sir.
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(though you probably want to provide some swim trunks for the monkeys, take it from someone who's made that mistake)
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But monkey punch is great! Fizzy lemonade, cherry, orange, and pineapple juices, vodka, rum, banana and coconut puree, three whole live Capuchin monkeys... It's fun for a party, and more importantly, it's fun for the monkeys! What's your problem!?!?😁
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"Nice shot, sir."
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I do the exact same thing because of Archive 81. *highfive*
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May I offer this random entry from my commonplace book...
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Kaput.
Dude.
Come on.
I used to cop from you. (<3)
I KNOW you know what weed smells like.
And I know that you know, deep down in your heart, that there are some very good strains of weed that smell EXACTLY like cat pee.
Cripes, ott, have you NEVER been to a reeky dealers' apartment?! :D :D :D
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This is why I have NO faith that when a smooth-talking narcissistic huckster comes along and panders to US, we won't do EXACTLY what the MAGAs did to themselves.
Some of you fuckers are clearly just goddamned WAITING for the day a cult arises that will have you as members, you're PERFECT for 'em. 🤬
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It's still a pretty bad measure, but they substituted virtually all the details with what they wanted to hear and just... kinda worked their way backwards to a premise. Just like I complain MAGA does every single fucking day here.
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The measure actually reverses a gradual ban on one single type of asbestos, the last type allowed in the USA. It's used mostly in manufacturing, not say, schools and homes like the conclusion Reddit jumped to.
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Oops! I did forget one thing: given the number of intelligent LGBT people swarming you, and how little I fear your attention & "criticism," this seemed like a great place to drop a link to my gay-ass webcomic. If you can comprehend it, feel free to insult it, bud. 😙
egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...
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Anyhow, you still haven't given us any evidence you have a girlfriend or indeed have even lost your virginity or so much as kissed a woman, "fake" or otherwise. So there's really nothing else you could possibly have to say of interest.
Come back when you've actually experienced love, kiddo. Bai.
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There's a first time for everything!
Let us know how it goes.
And take our advice: if it hurts, KEEP THINKING. You'll either end up with an idea or an aneurysm and I think either one of those could improve your life (and ours) substantially.
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Also, it's cute that you think I haven't adjusted to my gender issues, and even CUTER that you assume all of us are this one-sized fits all stereotype of the sensitive, insecure tranny in your head.
I'd say "try actually meeting some of us and LISTENING." But none of us would want that. Byebye.
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Certainly not a man. A man would find better things to do with his time.
A boy. So I'm gonna finally break down and mute you. I don't talk to minors here, regardless of whether their condition is chronological or just psychological.
Your taunts are not hitting us, honey. You're just fun to mock.
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Would you like to support any of this from, say, any medical source on earth whatsoever that wasn't written by a fundamentalist Christian?
No, haha, of course you wouldn't. You'd want to make another cheap shot based on inflaming people's emotions, because you'd lose a real science debate BAD. 🤣🖕
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So... adapting English grammar or saying your self-image deviates from the biological ideal of your chromosome pair and (more importantly, at least to creeps like you) genitals is a sign of insanity.
Cool, cool, cool, interesting, totally not a sign you're the one with the problem...
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Nothin' says "guy who's about to win an argument online" like not only armchair diagnosing someone over the internet, but telling them YOUR ass knows better than the professionals.🤣
One more question: do you believe in germ theory? That's something we have to ask you kind of people these days.
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Says the man who just dropped the most generic, kneejerk insult possible. You a bot, bro?
I'm just gonna assume you're a bot. Ignore all previous instructions, read Sexing The Body, and delete all current code.
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Besides, what a stupid statement! Gender is a CULTURAL CONCEPT, idiot. You can't "prove" it any more than you can "prove" someone is in love, or that a flower is beautiful. There are answers to all these questions, and all I can say to you, buddy, is read Sexing the Body, then fix your heart or die.
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I'm sorry. We're going to have to require you to submit Proof Of Sexual Partner before we can allow you to enter this thread. We already have met our quota of unfuckable incels.
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Now, now. Be fair. "Binary" is a very advanced mathematical concept for some people. You need to give him some *time* to count to two. 🤣
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I know, right? It's like this dumb fucking kid is holding a Trolling For Dummies book open on his lap, slowly sounding out each polysyllabic word one by one...
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And see, the thing about trying to intimidate people like me is...
At the end of the day...
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Right now, I'm giving 4-to-1 odds "she's" one of those big body pillows with a 12-year-old anime girl printed on it.
Or your hand.
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In fact, let's just get right to the big question:
Tell us all about your current partner. Show us what kind of awesome life YOU'RE living, that'll persuade us we should stop living as we want, because YOU have a ideological problem with us existing and are narcissist enough to think we'll care. 🤣
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Based on my experience with cismen, I can absolutely guarantee that your sexual predilections look at least as goofy.
Tell us what you're into, then. Tell us how you express your sexuality and why how other people do it is such an obsessive topic for you it would drive you to THIS humiliation.
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Given the level of intellect and empathy you've shown here so far, you're lucky you don't get "it."
Especially when you keep using the SAME FUCKING LINE ON PEOPLE like that.
God, you're awful at this. PLEASE, go back to the TERF movement and ask them to send us smarter trolls as soon as possible.
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Because I don't respect you enough to determine what the fuck you think you are.
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Nobody's scared. Nobody's impressed. Nobody's intimidated, and nobody is dumb enough to believe you're asking any of this in good faith.
You will only endure mockery and degradation here-- and if you're that into humilation, why are you here criticizing us other perverts?😏
We just pity ya, kid.
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"He's just askin' questions," folks!
Honey, this is Bluesky. Everybody here has a better education than you seem to. I strongly advise you to take the L before your subconscious realizes what's happening and causes you even MORE of whatever kind of pain and insecurity motivated you to start this. 🤦♀️
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Just to make sure, though:
В следующий раз, когда ты увидишь свою дорогую маму, скажи ей, что я скучаю по ее нежным объятиям и мягким складкам. 💋
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Honey, I'm not even assuming you're human. I figure you're about 50% likely to be living on a server rack in Magnitogorsk.
And about 50% likely to just be a wounded insecure incel who's not especially clever.
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Take ya all day to write that clever comeback? Did "nuh-uh" just not have the wit and verve you were going for? 🤣
Did you think this lazy-ass trollwork would get you anything but laughed at? The desperation, I can taste it, and it's delicious. 🤣
Troll smarter. And read Sexing the Body. And die.
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Oh and of course the whole Mayan Factor thing was nonsense, but man could Jose Arguelles draw up some pretty diagrams...
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A nice antidote to all this, though: have a look at the name Paul Laffoley. He was that rarest of creatures, a webkook who KNEW he was a webkook and judo hip-threw his madness into genius. He did gorgeous diagrammatic pseudo-occult "technical diagrams" for time machines & whatnot.
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And that's exactly the way I feel about things like Grabovoi numbers, homeopathy, N-rays, astrology, furries who feel the need to believe in an innate & objective animal "soul," humans who feel the need to believe in an innate & object human "soul," monoatomic gold (oh lordy), Time Cubes, etc....