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Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband. I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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That’s truly the face of a man who knows he might wind up managing Spurs.

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Have a lovely start to your week blue skyers xxx

submitted 15 hours ago • 9 comments

It's 100% true that every single person who had a hole drilled in their skull contained no bad spirits. This checks out.

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At RAF Cosford museum. Like the temporary exhibit

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At RAF Cosford museum. Like the temporary exhibit

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As my story of Simon, the only feline recipient of the highest medal for animal gallantry is doing the rounds again. I'll share that HMS Amethyst's "general characteristics" section on Wikipedia has a unique crew complement section.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I didn't know my boss had submitted one of these.

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Tim Draper, the Silicon Valley billionaire who thinks DOGE has been making good progress, was the guy who invested in the fraudulent blood testing firm Theranos and insisted its downfall was all the fault of the media

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

So British DOGE's search for wasteful spending discovered that... councils need more money to update their IT systems? www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

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I think Yoda said it best

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Trying to get some work done on the laptop. But for some reason there's very little space on my knees...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Currently my favorite distraction on TikTok is this man who is CLEARLY in like, THE BEST shape, finding things that other athletes can do (and often the things they're doing are typically femme) and seeing if he also can do that With the "assistance" of the best dog named Dootie I love this

submitted 5 days ago • 137 comments

Dirty Dancing (everyone seems well groomed and pretty clean) O Brother Where Art thou? (there are no sibling relationships in the film) The Dark Knight (at no point is Bruce Wayne given the title "Sir" by royalty)

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So they just guessed out of thin air who their top investors were?

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Netflix viewers rush to watch 'astonishing' drama about a beloved British icon

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Please share. The coroner is asking for help tracking down next of kin for five Ian Paterson patients whose inquests are ongoing: www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Wife's got a migraine so me and my son had to write a shopping list on our own and do the weekly shop. Planning out 2 meals a day for the 3 of us. Piece of piss this.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

submitted 8 days ago • 138 comments

Same, item in the Dudley Museum. Same.

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Haven't watched the last couple of episodes of Doctor Who TBH. Always been a very casual watcher, and not dragged in that much. But looking at the response I'm wondering.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The bluesky elders, always watching

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The music video for the new Pulp song is still lovely if you haven't seen it youtube.com/watch?v=c_xn...

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Just took a look. That post by the NY Times is definitely being downgraded/fudged by the Twitter algorithms. 7 hours and only 20 people have RT'd it and 4 replied? I don't believe that. The bots would normally interact more than that with a reply to a famous person.

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