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Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband. I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

"Describe a favourite film badly" A young girl from Kansas and her dog go on a killing spree.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

"Describe a favourite film badly" 3 academics lose their jobs and start a removals business together.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

It's an incredibly hard life being a cat...

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

This advertising through every program description pf the day has amused me a bit 😀

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Incredible commitment to "advertising other shows" in the episode program description by Channel 4 there...

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Probably Noddy Holder, lol

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just tuned into to football for a bit. England just missed a chance and the commentator just said "it's one of them, it either goes in or it doesn't " Sparkling insight there. I think you will agree.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

1. This is very bad "you should talk to your lawyer and shut up and especially don't go publicly say this" behavior. 2. There is absolutely nothing illegal in sharing the location of ICE or any other law enforcement activity. Not just it's constitutionally protected, there's no statute against it.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Journalists use "extreme caution" when reporting on unfolding events. But regarding a US officer shooting an Australian reporter with a rubber bullet, one journalism expert says it's “strange that the language has been so guarded”.

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

That’s truly the face of a man who knows he might wind up managing Spurs.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Have a lovely start to your week blue skyers xxx

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

It's 100% true that every single person who had a hole drilled in their skull contained no bad spirits. This checks out.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At RAF Cosford museum. Like the temporary exhibit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At RAF Cosford museum. Like the temporary exhibit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

As my story of Simon, the only feline recipient of the highest medal for animal gallantry is doing the rounds again. I'll share that HMS Amethyst's "general characteristics" section on Wikipedia has a unique crew complement section.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I didn't know my boss had submitted one of these.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Tim Draper, the Silicon Valley billionaire who thinks DOGE has been making good progress, was the guy who invested in the fraudulent blood testing firm Theranos and insisted its downfall was all the fault of the media

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

So British DOGE's search for wasteful spending discovered that... councils need more money to update their IT systems? www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

I think Yoda said it best

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to get some work done on the laptop. But for some reason there's very little space on my knees...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Currently my favorite distraction on TikTok is this man who is CLEARLY in like, THE BEST shape, finding things that other athletes can do (and often the things they're doing are typically femme) and seeing if he also can do that With the "assistance" of the best dog named Dootie I love this

submitted 8 days ago • 137 comments

Dirty Dancing (everyone seems well groomed and pretty clean) O Brother Where Art thou? (there are no sibling relationships in the film) The Dark Knight (at no point is Bruce Wayne given the title "Sir" by royalty)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments