Profile avatar
notsoscarysheri.bsky.social
Awkward Canadian. Love to laugh….always doing my best to make things weird. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6l4vjya4znndwxe362czzjc/feed/aaaci7ra7bd7q
991 posts 1,852 followers 1,289 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

The “Orange Karate Kid” is at it again. He’s delayed the E.U. tariffs until July. “Tariffs on ….. Tariffs off”

Why is it always the people who haven’t been through any truly hard shit in their lives that always want to compare their life to those of us who have been through hell? Oh yeah Karen, your broken nail is the same AS MY HUSBAND DYING ARRRGGGGHHHHH Okay, I’m back to being nice now

Mike Johnson and the MAGA Christian nationalists are trying to pray away actual Christianity. They’re taking food from children in need and cutting funding for children’s cancer research.

There’s no need to be sarcastic but that’s not going to stop me.

It seems like men have their role a little backwards in romantic relationships these days. Instead of being hard out in the world and soft at home with their lady love, too many men are soft with the world and hard on their lady.

Be the wildcard in a hand full of safe bets.

I mean fuck men, but also fuck men

Lawd I think I’m healed. Send me a bearded, tattooed 6’2 lumberjack with a drinking problem and test me

HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters chant “Free our Mayor!” outside the DHS building in Newark, NJ where Mayor Ras Baraka is being held (Video: @spydermonkeywatch.bsky.social)

Heartbreak is an inside job because no one can break your heart unless you let them in.

I told my elderly aunt I loved her today and only after I said it did I realize we don’t really do that but she looked surprised and then said it back. She thanked me after she hugged me and I just don’t know why we don’t all say it more 💖

The party of small government just named a shadow cabinet of 74 people, nearly 3x the size of PM Carney's cabinet. Named by a guy who was voted out of parliament but still resides in taxpayer funded housing. Pierre Poilievre is not good for Canada.

RIP Norm #Cheers

Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey. They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵

#BoycottAmazon 🖕

Wab Kinew is the premier we all need #wabkinew #wabforpm #cdnpoli

Being the coolest mfr on Bluesky is hard work

And before Pierre Poilievre says even ONE nasty thing about Canada Post workers and their pay….ALL of them are required to have Reliability security clearance just to get the job. He still has no security clearance of any level, at all. #cdnpoli www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpo/mc/asset...

This is the nonsense you get from me, all the time, every second of the day 😂

As I’ve gotten older I realized how foolish it was to leave my rock-hard abs exposed to injury. So I’ve covered them with several protective layers of fat.

My niece just posted a photo of herself with a monster energy drink and I realized that she’s at my Jolt Cola age lol @casualmomsense.bsky.social

Danielle Smith sends a form letter to the Chiefs of each tribe, trying to cause more trouble, inviting them to protest Ottawa with her, like some kind of party. First Nations don’t respect her, she doesn’t understand hierarchy. Injunction on bill 54? Legal action coming. #UCPSeparation #Alberta

Is treason an official act? How about the emoluments clause? Or violating the constitution?

It was the Best Foods of times, it was the Worcestershire of times.

Me, getting into an Uber: hey, how's it going? My Sympathetic Nervous System: BE READY IN CASE WE NEED TO FIGHT HIM

Me as a kid: it would be cool to be able to read people's thoughts Me after experiencing the internet: oh no. oh god no.

Burning the Constitution to "own the libs"

Resisting the urge to keep talking, trying to fix it, after I made a situation awkward, is my biggest triumph 😂

Jesus, take the wheel. Moses, part the traffic. David, you’re on tunes. Okay guys, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we’re gonna have to push start it. Samson, the good news is kinda more for the rest of us

Maybe goin outside and finding a cool rock will fix me

The one where the George Costanza of Canadian politics goes to work where he’s no longer employed and acts like he’s supposed to be there.

If you dont name your sump pump company “A Little Sumpin Sumpin” then what are you even doing owning a sump pump company

My son just told me that they are making a movie of Days Gone and thinking of Sam Heughan as Deacon If anyone other than Luke Grimes plays Deacon it would be a travesty. He already basically played the same guy in Yellowstone and did it perfectly

MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico’s security chief confirmed Tuesday that 17 family members of cartel leaders crossed into the U.S. last week as part of a deal between a son of the former head of the Sinaloa Cartel and the Trump administration. apnews.com/article/el-c...

Instead of conservatives, especially in Alberta, being upset that there's another Liberal government Maybe they should ask themselves why the CPC keeps failing It's not that the rest of Canada is working against Alberta Personally, I just can't vote for the CPC's message of blame & division #cdnpoli

I feel like Columbia House could still make a killing today if they switched from CDs to soups or hot sauce.