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nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
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O’s legend

Urias is so cool because he’ll get the ball, contemplate his whole life, then just throw a fucking laser to first for the out

As much as I’m obliged to hate his family for stealing the Colts from Baltimore, I’m gonna miss the old nutso

Apropos of nothing why does he do the German noun capitalization?

someone should freaking tariff donald trump🤣🤣🤔💯🤪

This fucking sucks man

man

Save us Chad Innings Eater save us

I’ve said this before on other socials but it’s interesting that Johnny Cash had a reputation as a very genial (if occasionally serious) entertainer throughout much of his career but Rick Rubin, in doing the American albums with him, made it so that his posthumous reputation was darker/more brooding

Forgot Qorbin was still in the league lmao

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

I'm sorry but going to the white house after they tried to erase the contributions of the most important player in the history of your team is coward shit

It sounds weird to say but Jackie Robinson’s importance to baseball in breaking the color barrie almost overshadows what a great ballplayer he was, and depending on who you ask baseball was like his second or third best sport

Finally deactivated my account on the Bad Place 🥰 Happy Friday beautiful people

Don’t hate it, he’ll be an improvement over Agholor/Tylan Wallace at WR3

he forgor💀

GOATed album, if I played baseball I think Breathe would be my walkout song

Me when I lie

We need to find the Beltway consultant who made Walz stop calling these people weird and banish them to Siberia

Gal Gadot eat your heart out

I fear I will be duped into seeing Fantastic Four because of my queen Vanessa Kirby but I’m keeping my expectations basement level

World Series is back on

Lost season, sell everyone for prospects

I’m registering Dem for next year’s midterms just so I can try to primary every single one of these dumb motherfuckers

One of my baseball blorbos, glad to see him get another shot

This used to put up Lebron numbers in Discord voice chats (RIP Rythm Bot)