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nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
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Won’t be better than Muppet Christmas Carol I fear

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Should have been Mike Love

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Sinners (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler)

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O’s legend

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Urias is so cool because he’ll get the ball, contemplate his whole life, then just throw a fucking laser to first for the out

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As much as I’m obliged to hate his family for stealing the Colts from Baltimore, I’m gonna miss the old nutso

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Apropos of nothing why does he do the German noun capitalization?

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someone should freaking tariff donald trump🤣🤣🤔💯🤪

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This fucking sucks man

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man

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Save us Chad Innings Eater save us

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I’ve said this before on other socials but it’s interesting that Johnny Cash had a reputation as a very genial (if occasionally serious) entertainer throughout much of his career but Rick Rubin, in doing the American albums with him, made it so that his posthumous reputation was darker/more brooding

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Forgot Qorbin was still in the league lmao

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I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

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I'm sorry but going to the white house after they tried to erase the contributions of the most important player in the history of your team is coward shit

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It sounds weird to say but Jackie Robinson’s importance to baseball in breaking the color barrie almost overshadows what a great ballplayer he was, and depending on who you ask baseball was like his second or third best sport

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Finally deactivated my account on the Bad Place 🥰 Happy Friday beautiful people

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Don’t hate it, he’ll be an improvement over Agholor/Tylan Wallace at WR3

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he forgor💀

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GOATed album, if I played baseball I think Breathe would be my walkout song

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Me when I lie

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We need to find the Beltway consultant who made Walz stop calling these people weird and banish them to Siberia

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Gal Gadot eat your heart out

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I fear I will be duped into seeing Fantastic Four because of my queen Vanessa Kirby but I’m keeping my expectations basement level

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World Series is back on

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Lost season, sell everyone for prospects

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I’m registering Dem for next year’s midterms just so I can try to primary every single one of these dumb motherfuckers

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