nukalixir.bsky.social
Science Fanatic / Video Game Enthusiast / Quantum Spoon Bending World Champion
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
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Also, it helps the audience who isn't from the 31st century follow the plot. 🤷♂️
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We saw civilization get destroyed and rebuilt several times over as Fry was frozen. And there's historical prescedent for advancements in science to slip backwards in dark ages.
From working plumbing in ancient Rome to chamberpots in Medieval times, for example.
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Even if they did release the files, how could we trust that they weren't tampered with?
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www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
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Basically, "you hit the nail on the head".
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Stopped, turned around, then started sprinting in the other direction.
I still remember seeing one of the anchors sucking on a plastic straw she was pressing into a steak, while another anchor held an incandescent light bulb onto the steak. "To own the libs".
And people take them seriously. 🫠
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Bigots are gonna bigot, man. Not worth engaging with if you ask me.
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They clearly think being non-binary is a choice. 😒
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It's him pointing like Uncle Sam. 😒
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Ah, yes, he probably would have been my 3rd or 4th guess.
It is really disturbing how many washed up celebrities have jumped on the fascism bandwagon to try and become relevant again.
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Based.
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I'm all ears if you want to be more specific here, Elon...
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So, option 1 is Trump doesn't know history very well and said something stupid.
Option 2 is Trump knows exactly what D-Day was and said something evil.
And this guy is the face of my country for another 3 and a half long, gruelling years, still, regardless of which option is right. 😭😭😭
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I can't think of a way to respond to this that won't make me afraid of getting disappeared to El Salvador without a trial. 👀
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The OP phrased it a bit strangely. It's not that Trump is taking away something they already have. More like, cancelling a delivery. America promised them something, and now they're reneging on that promise.
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This would be fucking hilarious if it weren't real life. Amazing sitcom, dystopian reality.
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Imagine zooming in and squinting really hard, thinking there was actually tiny but legible text to read in Dagoth Ur's speech bubbles.
Couldn't be me! 👀
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Bit off topic, but I swear the Type J and Type N look like Stewie Griffin...
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Win? More like booby prize.
Maybe I'm just bitter about everything he's done to us since January, but I won't call it a win until he's penniless and on the spike studded streets his ilk are so keen on making hostile to the homeless.
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I don't claim to speak for God, but I know I'd be way more pissed at someone using my name and twisting my words for their own financial gain and/or the detriment of others than I would be at someone using my name as a swear word.
One is identity theft/a felony. The other is just funny. 🤷♂️
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Was his house burning down from a hate crime? That's horrible! When I read that his house burned down I just assumed it was because of a wildfire or something without looking further into it.
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I've been hearing that for a while. Part of me is excited, but I worry it won't be the same since Brittany Murphy (Luanne), Tom Petty (Lucky) Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) and now Johnathan Joss have all passed away. Will they recast or just not have those characters? Either way has risks/concerns.
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Such a tragedy. King of The Hill has been my "comfort show" for decades now, but I think anyone would be shocked and saddened about the horrible luck that poor guy has had recently, and that it was capstoned by getting murdered? How awful...
I hope his family and loved ones are holding up okay. 😔
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I think it's supposed to simulate a still frame of him quickly jumping out of the water for a surprise attack.
That, or he just escaped from The Jar™️ and is now seeking revenge.
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"The snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off~!" -Jingle for Goldfish crackers
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Part of me wants to hope they're trying to shake the "every accusation is a confession" idea by officially endorsing the most outlandish crackpot accusations they can find.
But I think the sad reality is just that the Emporer is naked and his sycophants still refuse to admit it and invoke the 25th.
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Greedy CEOs that don't know WTF they're talking about: "The era of AI employees is here!"
The actual engineers and programmers: "No it ain't."
This tech is still in its infancy. People thinking it's ready to replace humans is scarier than the idea it WILL replace humans, frankly.
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In other news, the sky is blue! 🤯
More at 11...
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Implying there was anything of value in there to begin with? Guy was born rich, so it's not like he knew some secrets to becoming wealthy. On the contrary he's managed to bankrupt not one but 3 casinos. He's also always been a beligerent sociopath. 🤷♂️
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I mean, yeah. Hopefully it means they'll be forced to acknowledge that he's demented and invoke the 25th before he does too much more damage.
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In a vacuum, that's actually really funny. It's similar energy to "Welcome to Costco, I love you"
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I'd call that an insult to Nosferatu. What's the worst Nosferatu ever did? Kill people? Drink their blood? Flicker the lights at the Krusty Krab after 3 AM?
Still not as scary or disturbing as Stephen Miller. 😬
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down!
...Stephen Miller had a wife?! I'm gonna need to see a source on that one, chief. Sounds like fake news and propaganda to me. 👀
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This might just be copium, but I'd like to underscore that it wasn't a majority, it was a plurality. Yes, they still had the most votes (assuming the theories Musk hacked it are false) but that doesn't automatically mean majority.
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I'm a small blue speck in a very deep red state. During the motherfucking Trump regime. Any trans people that might exist in my area are likely deep in the closet, tragically.
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Man, I wish they'd stop trying to take Pepe as a symbol/dogwhistle for alt-right or neo-nazism.
Once upon a time, he was just a wholesome comic character about a frog. Hell, even when he was "just a meme" was fine. But now look at what they've done. Tainted, forever ruining the nostalgia. 😒
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Jesus Christ, I had a feeling it was fake, but I'm ashamed I didn't notice the Mews. 🤦♂️
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Can I get a source on that? Not because I don't believe you, I just think that'd be quality entertainment for the evening.
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Why are 99.99% of all photos of Donald Trump ones where his mouth is puckered like an anus?
Noticing that was almost like experiencing a cognitohazzard because I CAN'T UNSEE IT! 😭
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I might be addicted to breathing. I fear the withdrawals could kill me if I stop. /s