objectdave.bsky.social
Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.
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Either candy or grandma is in there.
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Palisades Del Rey.
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Gonna throw down on used-to-be-best-chip-brands-that-got-bought-out. Staple of my New England childhood:
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I did this backwards and mowed first. The ride suffered. Would have preferred the mowing suffer.
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“The whole damn town is sleeping. dreaming the same dream”
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"eat them all straight out of the box before the rest of the family gets their greedy little hands on them" isn't really a "recipe". So no.
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The “I bought this before I knew. Elon didn’t like me” sticker wasn’t doing the trick, and it was still getting keyed.
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It’s like if, instead of getting Capone on tax evasion charges, they got him to lose the physical challenge on Double Dare.
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Grandpa, tell me again about the great cookie puss riot of 2025.
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Tired: dunking on Shaun King
Wired: dunking on Sauna King.
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Guys, stop looking it up. Degueulasse was the Canadian tv show Drake was in.
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Fuck it’s an almost 15 year old feature. This is like making jokes about how hard it is to program vcrs or teenagers listening to their walkmen too much.
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I have not hear anyone address Siri IRL since the novelty wore off in 2013.
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Sword fight!
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This is ableist against insufferable twats.
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Chill out tents, classically filled with the neurodivergent and not frat bros who took much Molly.
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Surely they’re joking, right?
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Clippy is getting sent back in time to kill someone’s mom.
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If you're not into yoga... www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGAe...
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“If you like Pina Coladas….”
*vigourous erasing*
No, sounds too ethnic….
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That car is not nearly on fire enough.
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Of course we did. It was only 4 years ago.
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“Wasn’t he also FEMA the butch?”
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bsky.app/profile/obje...
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“The US president, who at times seemed to distance himself from the door hardware community, has taken to social media…..”
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SAY ELLO TO MY LITTLE FREN!
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"Can we have Wernher Von Braun?"
Mom: "We have Wernher Von Braun at home!"
Wernher Von Braun at home:
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That was a good one. Thanks for putting Kyuss back on my radar. Definitely one of those bands i didn't appreciate until years later. I would have been way cooler if i was listening to them at the time. youtu.be/CAXGu81Rk1g?...
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Try Property Brothers. That’s their lane.
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A compressor is helpful too, for the initial seat. Tip I learned recently, if you pull out the presta valve core you can put a schraeder air chuck on the stem to get more air flow to seat the bead. You’ll lose the air swapping the valve back in but the bead will stay in.
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I’ve had good luck with Stan’s, except for some user error taping rims. That part a shop can do for you for not much more than the tape cost, since they have it in bulk.
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Yeah, that’s been the only frustrating part for me. getting it all together and realizing it’s leaking through the spoke holes is a tough break. The trick for me was realizing I have to stretch the tape (stans in my case) harder than I thought while applying.
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More like the "Tush Putsch", amirite?
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Just like Hot Girl Summer except less Nicki Minaj, more Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend with the swollen testicles.
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I’ve heard of those, that’s where Whole Foods ages the cheese, right?
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Inigo Montoya is looking for that guy.
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7 month shelf life, I’ve got time: www.feldhues-group.de/en/kids_char...
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A TV-free gym would get my money so fast.
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Weeknd inside of Vampire Weekend.