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I’m the real president of the United States of America | they/them
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I keep it strapped on to knock your ass down a peg

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Do people on this site just lack humour? Where’s your sense of whimsy and humour? Your sarcasm and irony? Live a little

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The pope would still be alive if he was named jd vanossgaming

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

If I had a nickel for every movie this year that had a creature from another world called creepers I’d have two nickels

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

You better wipe that smirk off your pussy

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

You got any LeBron Games on your phone?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

HE TOOK THE ENTIRE LAKE?

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Acab includes yo momma hahaha I’m just kidding around it doesn’t actually

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I know ball

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Rate my artwork ❤️

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf is a Anora Sounds like a term for noses

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

It’s going to be so funny that I’m 60 years no one will remember J.D Vance A footnote in history

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

#Learning🧠

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

ⓘ this user loves cheese 🧀

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

Sick with the flu coughing up a storm but I’m have a shift tomorrow so it’s fine

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I hear they’re renaming The Gulf of Mexico “The Goolf of Mexico”

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Why was bro there?

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dog in me and I love my family call me Brian

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

I think gangnam style should make a comeback in a big way

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a special needs person And my special need is nicotine

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

All trump needs to do is smoke some weed lmao, he’d be a lot more chill

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

❇️NEW VIDEO❇️ For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol) youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

What do you mean? We’ve ALWAYS been cringe

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

The people yearn for another mediocre sonic game

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah my mere existence anger people to the point of wanting to kill me but y’know, I look stylish at least

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Some people are making up crazy conspiracy theories to prove Jews run the world It’s actually me, I control the world and its hard :((((

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

My penits

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The 13th of March will be an interesting day for elon musk

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Is Jimmy Carter still eligible for the next election?

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

The Nintendo Switch 2 looks cool as hell, having the color be accented is peak ngl

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I love huffing fumes, it’s my favourite past time

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

yep

submitted 151 days ago • 11 comments

Wait actually How did a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

*in trumps voice* Kitten needs a diaper change

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Every single designer clothing store, and I do mean every single one of them, is a scam

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Like and repost if you think Batman should have to battle porn addiction in the new movie #TheBatman2

submitted 157 days ago • 5 comments

Well I wouldn’t have said any of that jargon, if only the media news outlets were listening to me, the Real President of the United States

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

What if his name was Penis Griffin? Ever think about that?

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments