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Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
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HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES IT TAKES ME A FEW PRACTICE SKEETS TO DO A GOOD ONE FUCK

submitted 2 hours ago • 7 comments

love going to the strip club with the boys, such a good bonding experience, out on the town, watching the show together, each of us hard as fuck

submitted 93 days ago • 9 comments

Pound town municipality has made concessions to parking and infrastructure due to the ongoing surge of people being taken there.

submitted 2 minutes ago • 0 comments

artisanal, organic, farm to table, small batch butthole breadsticks

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

If. We. Don’t. Spend. Money. On. Infrastructure. We. Will. Not. Have. Haunted. Trains.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

They say dogs are loyal. False. They’re just bad at opening doors.

submitted 40 minutes ago • 1 comment

Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming

submitted 14 hours ago • 20 comments

I read this in Jordan Peterson's voice.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I have a sick sense about these things.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

A shitposter added to a bluedot starter pack

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

“You’re not scared to eat here?” “When I eat it is the food who is afraid.”

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Man, that was a lot. I guess it's been a while. That was like

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

brushing my teeth extra messy in the bathroom mirror for everyone watching just in case i’m being truman show-ed

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

My face when I put haha in the text:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Eating my Caesar salad with a knife to channel the ghost of Brutus

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Gorbachev, tear down deez nuts

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Kinda hope god smites me today. I deserve a good smiting.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

My son: dad I’m hungry Me, waiting for this moment my entire life: hi hungry, I’m depressed

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

the few, the proud, the Maureens

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

Wendy's employee: That's a single burger and frosty. Anything else? Maybe some fries for that frosty? Judge: Sir, this is a trial.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m not saying you have to be dumb to be confident, but maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to associate confidence with competence

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

I just dusted a bathroom shelf with my underwear from the hamper. Follow me for more cleaning hacks.

submitted 19 hours ago • 18 comments

bluesky isn't dying. it's merely scheming to commit life insurance fraud

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

letting the chips fall where they may but it’s just me eating chips in bed again

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Me: Gangs of crabs should be called crewstaceans. Doctor: Lol. Ok you've got crewstaceans.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

The lawn is uneven but it's only because there's more life on one side, just like the moon. HOA says fake a landing, that'll be what they talk about in meetings but idk I got some grainy home video of meetings and I still don't believe in em

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

[sadist serial killer Charlie Brown at the funeral of his victims] "Good. Grief."

submitted 552 days ago • 2 comments

If you follow (at)pogue.omg.lol, why? Are we really agreeing to follow someone who posts about his attraction to underage girls and whines with screenshots when people block him?

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

What if there were a black hole at the center of a tootsie pop? I bet Mr Owl’s head would have imploded, that smug ass

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

there is no heterosexual explanation for the crunchwrap supreme

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Them: An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Me: No thanks, I dont buy into Big Apple propaganda. Sheep.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Showing my husband my boobs: Eh..its not great, but it's free. 🤷‍♀️

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments