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I'm livid, but like, in a nonchalant way.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

The guy at the corner store told me to “have a nice day” so I told him I have a boyfriend.

submitted 5 hours ago • 8 comments

*angrily cums on everything*

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Burying my best friend today. My heart fucking aches. Love your people

submitted 15 hours ago • 40 comments

"Don't pee under my toilet and tell me it's leaking"- a mom of boys, prolly (definitely)

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

hallmark movie idea: girl takes medical leave from job to avoid a mental breakdown and falls in love (with herself)

submitted 11 days ago • 23 comments

Scottish Person: hello Me: [eyes narrowing] Shrek?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Man, did I just order this for my wall? ....yes.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Every person jogging past my house at sunrise is either a serial killer or a deeply lost optimist.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

This is fun and all, but we're still fucked.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

New product idea: cilantro flavored soap.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Interviewer: in a job, what interests you most? Me: definitely the breaks I: Me: I: Me: I: Me: am i on a break already?

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

and on the 8th day god said let there be an endless series of little chores

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

You can’t be crazy *and* ugly. Choose one

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Being human is kinda whatever.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

*all up in my boss' face* 🎵fuck you, I won't do what you tell me🎵 Boss: stop that Me: okay

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

You what

submitted 3 hours ago • 8 comments

It's hard being the Disney princess of this dumpster fire, but someone has to do it

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

Hear me out: a PEZ dispenser for edibles.

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

listen you can talk about buoyancy density and archimedes all you like but i am telling you what floats my boat is kindness and butts

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

Impression: ayyyy. I puked on your fuckin' cereal because apparently bees fuckin do that now.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Hark! Mine bowels, they do suffer a most grievous flux, a dire consequence of some ill-favored repast, leaving me plagued with the after-gripes of a most unseemly evacuation. Verily, I am beset by the post-dung doldrums, a most unwelcome visitor indeed!

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Men really need to educate themselves about women's bodies. Most men dont even know that to have a baby, you need to pee out one of your testicles into her bellybutton where it grows into a baby that she poops out in like, a few weeks or something. Do better.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I'll take one Dopamine please

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Goddamn but I enjoy some of you! (not you, sit down)

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Subskeet me when you get home so I know you're safe

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

He's a 10 but thinks cunnilingus is a character from Lord of the Rings

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I'm going to try eating healthier, and not right before bed. Me eating pepperoni pizza logs at 10 PM ... "I fucked up"

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments