obviousbear.bsky.social
40, male, he/him, Germany. Just hanging out while the other place burns down.
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It's where the word Nightmare comes from. A malevolent spirit sitting on you, giving you bad dreams and keeping you from waking up.
Interestingly enough in German Albtraum (Alb dream) has the same background. Alb being an elf like spirit that can send bad dreams.
There's also this famous painting:
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"Come back tomorrow, I might have some bones for you"
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Now we know - Daz is a sexual USB stick!
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This entire series is just....argh, it's difficult not to just ramble and gush. It just breaks my brain a bit. Absolutely amazing from start to finish.
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"Well, we're starving and lost, I have to eat you now." - "But we're only 5 minutes away from the restaurant. And the way is right over there!" - "No, sorry, rules are rules. Nice knowing you!"
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Now you're obliged to share. It's the law.
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If they didn't want to be dismembered and displayed in a humiliating and degrading trophy wall, they shouldn't have had such symmetrical faces!
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To quote Zoidberg: Boo! This is bad and you should feel bad!* (*but seriously, is it really a good dad joke if it doesn't make everyone visibly cringe?)
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The irony of course being that the prey must have read the story at some point, because it's a product of their subconscious.
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Oh please, prey is like whiskey. Sure, you might consume most as soon as it's of an appropriate age, but everyone appreciates a well aged bottle. They're rarer and more luxurious.
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I've found that you can tease a lot of prey by the use of such direct, "brutal", almost blunt language. Snuff. Meat. Processed. Removed from existence. It doesn't paint the process in a cute light, it shows exactly what it is, and what will happen. No room for illusions, only pure consumption.
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Cuck chair: uncomfortable, old school, the creaking is distracting
Cuck tub: hydrated, in your lane, comfortable. The easy choice.
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Quark would definitely make you work your full shift, computer games are no reason to cut time short for a Ferengi!
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What a weird and rhetorical question.
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Men get to touch. Meat is.. uh... for eat! (perfect rhyme don't question it)
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Ear tag. Soft tissue, gets digested faster. Then nose ring, then the cage. That one stays until the end ;)
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I don't quite know. Unless your character differs very much from your own self, I doubt it's fear he's smelling right now.
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The internet has ruined me. All I could think was "Oh no, he's sitting in the cuck chair."
At least he's supportive of his bisexual bull I guess.
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unofficial sequel to the "I should be drawing now" picture?
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Morning wood is no excuse to skip on tooth hygiene!
Just get that hog out of the sink before you spit out the mouthwash, or it might end up rather uncomfortable.
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I mean he didn't eat you, so you had at least some effect on him.
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Wait until he finds out you don't have to want to dress as a furry to be one.
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That way they can avoid the tariffs! (until he gets deported, I guess).
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He finally has a cock that he can enjoy!
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It's like the people at the grocery checkout that seem genuinely surprised that they have to pay for their purchase and scramble to find their wallet.
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Heart of gold usually means you're a nice person. So soulsilver is the one you don't want as a boss!
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Just leave your food's wallets and other belongings there, it'll reimburse those places much better.
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God I hate when I see this happening. I always feel so sorry for the potential predator.
Let people enjoy their mooda, even if they're rare.
Plus it's hot to be eaten by prey. Role reversal ftw!
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I'm sure she doesn't have to worry, they'll use other bunnies for the first few attempts, in case something goes wrong. By the time it's her turn, it's almost certain to be safe. Mostly. Maybe.
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Beautifully crafted!
And it shows who actually visits the link and who just reads the post. ;)
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Aaaah, especially the visible double chin when you have no beard!
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It's always a weird feeling to see Asterix & Obelix in the wild. Sometimes it feels no one outside of Europe knows them.
And I mean come on, they're two lifelong bachelor "best friends", of course they fuck. Everyone knows it. They're just too polite to say anything.
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Just wait until you forgot you ate red beets.
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Make for good Worgen chow tho!
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Realizing he always called you his "big fat" and not boyfriend.
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I think even willing prey should, at the end, fight, trash and lose control. At some point the pain reaction overwhelms all critical thinking. If your food is placid, check it for illnesses.
And those weeks leading up to it are just so plain delicious, seeing them lose all 'civilized' behavior.
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That's the best kind of dads, really. Seeing their offspring as just a very special meal. Like a piglet you've grown from the very beginning, knowing full well it's destined to be food. I'm sure there's quite a few around that would savor the chance.
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And we all know we want the rabbit to come along, despite (or because) knowing that they'll consume their desires in quite another way soon.
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A male, locked up to ensure it stews in its own juices and his horny for its ultimate fate. And a male, big and hard, ready to claim what's his. Ensuring that the pig will find release by being the receptible it is supposed to be. So yeah, very much the natural order.
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Definitely also shows that you've embraced more of what you are and what you want.
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We really need to have a collection of all the horny Family Guy animals at some point.
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I don't know, but it looks like everyone -except- them has fun in that cave (which is the hot part, but still)
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"Yes, but that won't be of much comfort to you at that point"
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It's always a learning experience for the rest of their life.
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"done existing" is such a great description for digestion.
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If you think that is bad, wait until you've caffeinated a horny fox or kobold. The friction burns will send you to the ER.
Bad joke aside, I adore the facial expressions in this one <3