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It’s pretty funny how a core aspect of Gustave’s brand has become only running one point of sale and being 100% in the weeds at all times.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

It’s short for Space XPlode

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

Wish we’d get some rain, been too dry around here.

"It is difficult to imagine a more inherently unstable regime than one based literally in the viewing habits of one dim and declining television addict. It is also difficult to imagine what horrors an administration whose only principle is the creation of self-serving spectacle might be capable of"

As this clip makes the rounds tonight low key the funniest part (not that Ted Cruz getting pantsed isn’t hilarious) is Carlson making his guest sit in a chair 50% lower than his chair.

If (when!) this score holds, 25% of Colorado’s wins will have been against the Nats.

The Nats better get some pitching out there in the eighth; if you lose to the Rockies by 10, you die in real life.

Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?

This is the Alt Library Of Congress. The latest additions to our registry of culturally significant works are the film Boondock Saints (1999) and the song “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down (2000)

Forgot to take a pic but I voted this afternoon at Mount Vernon precinct and then poll greeted for Jay Jones for a few hours. Seeing friends and neighbors out in force voting in a primary while all this [does Kermit arms] is happening in the background, well, you love to see it.

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

If only there was a film on this subject @chrislhayes.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

Not an original point but worth saying again - there is not a single element in this picture that identifies any of these folks as law enforcement agents. No badges, no uniforms, no vests. Out of context it just looks like a bunch of random guys are kidnapping a mayoral candidate.

“We are not going to take him out (kill!) at least not for now” - Davey Martinez, talking about how he treats relief pitching.

Extremely strong dad gifting on the part of my children.

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Luis Garcia you bum.

Pickleball in 99% humidity will surely fix this hangover.

Arlington is basically like what if we built the whole plane out of ALX school principals.

Aaron Civale requesting to be traded by the Brewers: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Aaron Civale being traded to the White Sox: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx

Sat next to Ben Bernanke at a wedding and gave him a respectful ‘sup man nod.

I’m finally having the hype noodles and they are indeed extremely, extremely excellent.

THIS A UNITED STATES SENATOR ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA BEING PHYSICALLY SHOVED OUT OF A MEETING ABOUT WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO THE BIGGEST CITY IN OUR STATE.

I told you we’d be back

Last day of third and sixth let’s gooooooo.

The em dash supposedly being a “tell” for AI generated text does sort of give away the game on the enormous amount of work stolen from journalists and news organizations that these things were trained on

For my first @salonnewsroom.bsky.social piece, I wrote about how freaks for the em dash (me, and possibly you) will not stand by and cede our precious punctuation to AI www.salon.com/2025/06/11/a...