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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo
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GUY WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT POKE BOWLS AND THINKS THEY INVOLVE COOKING POKEMON TO EAT: I just don't think they should do that. A lot of them are intelligent. They can say their names. They can love. I don't know man. The world is so fucked

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Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

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Lenin would’ve loved the pink, even if you brought him there in weekend at bernie’s mode

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I’ve become negatively polarized into believing that every head of government should be fucked up on all the drugs at all times

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remembered drake is working on a new album and this was the image that popped into my head

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I hope to someday meet a woman who loves me as much as the band Carpool loves the city of Rochester

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ducks ltd: incredible, would be nice if the limitations on them were lessened

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For centuries humanity’s greatest minds have pondered: could it be as simple as a tequila redbull?

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Did… did Dhane Smith just water board himself with a blue light???

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Incredible touch bringing the players in on the Seneca Nation firetrucks for the Bandits championship rally

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If you’d told me a couple months ago it was gonna end up in a panthers-oilers rematch I would’ve said it was boring, but I think this is gonna be an awesome series

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Sometimes when my dog is barking at nothing I’ll do the Jimmy Stewart-impression “oh why don’t you stop annoying people” at her and occasionally she actually seems chastened by it

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Once again banging the drum for the “this guy sucked” podcast. Episode on henry ford kicked ass

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Love it when you’re having a totally unrelated conversation and you remind yourself of a classic Simpsons bit. I offhandedly described a parking ramp I’d never been to before as “baffling” just now, and as a result this image currently occupies 100% of my brain

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The democrats spending $100 million to rename a small town “Liberal Joe, Oregon”

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“So we all agree the worst thing Richard Nixon ever did is that he’d drink exactly 1.5 beers, black out, and drunk dial Don Shula, right?”

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“Among the many great nations of our Commonwealth, the Dominion of Canada has long held a special place in my heart. Why, on our honeymoon, Camilla gave me a Saskatoon Double-Double”

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