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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo
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Thought about the time a former friend who presents as an Aggressively Normie Lib tried to sell me some hateful “prayer rugs at the border” bullshit to excuse biden’s total support for genocide. Idk would be nice someday to have an administration that’s not full of demons who are making people worse

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I could be persuaded into the idea of sending in troops to “deal with the rioters” as long as we all understand that the only people who’ve been rioting are cops

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

It’d be pretty great if my body were like 90% lazier than it is about producing phlegm

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 10 hours ago • 99 comments

It’d be pretty poetic if he got accidentally blowed up at his own stupid parade

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

People who have a problem with protestor “optics” should take a page out of how the right treats their rioters: anyone who did anything bad is a MAGA plant/federal agent, but they’re all courageous patriot freedom fighters, and it didn’t happen that way anyway, and if it did it was good actually

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Fuck you dipshit my dad has hemorrhoids

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Roman Anthony was definitely Antonio Romano before they changed it at Ellis island right?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

submitted 1 day ago • 241 comments

Greta Thunberg is braver than anyone wearing a badge.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I’ve got nothing against the guy but pedro pascal seems like he just works too much. He’s in everything these days

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I hate these people so fucking much, man

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

submitted 2 days ago • 405 comments

I’ll never stop being surprised by the level of tedious dork that this sort of person is

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Love how every single time you open outlook you get a pop up that says something like “hey you fucking rube, have you ever even looked at an email before? Take a tour!/Got it”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Once again

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you believe in yourself, a slice of cherry pie can be breakfast

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck. Literally anybody else would’ve been better.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

You can like it or dislike it, that’s up to you, but at this moment the edmonton oilers seem to have the Mandate of Heaven

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hadn’t attempted this in months but sometimes when you’re out of practice muscle memory just takes over

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

calling my arms dealer on the brink of tears asking if he also carries legs

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