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Apocalyptic psalmist, End Times gender horror, official #1 Bʟᴜᴇ Pʟᴀɴᴇᴛ: Rᴇᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ fan. Old Episcopalian crowdagger. She/it. 🔞. 🚩🏴↙️↙️↙️ If you follow me from a starter pack I hope you're willing to match my $25 donations.
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Relatedly, but the interplay of natural and weapon attacks! Give me scorpion-demons and a sense of WHEN they'll use their sting vs. their weapons and I'll love that thing to bits
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Big enemy with a polearm with multiple striking surfaces. Give a giant a halberd, calculate out each attack it can make with that halberd, note the grip it'd be using in each strike, and you've got a Fromsoft boss complete with a stance system and telegraphed attacks
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Repositioning attacks! The ability to move players when they're hit feels powerful in a way that raw damage doesn't because we're used to the idea of cinematic knockback
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Ability to squeeze through really small spaces. Sewer monsters that stalk players inside pipes 🥰 Chthonic monsters wriggling out of the sort of crack that usually shows up in a caving disaster video 😍
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Invertebrates that drink blood. Giant mosquitos! Giant ticks!!
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democracy only works when "i should do the things which the people who elected me want" is the baseline expectation rather than a fringe and potentially dangerous position that means you lose your campaign funding in 4 years
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if youre this averse to expending political capital have you tried not being in politics
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the democrats are just as responsible for the wide societal disillisionment with democracy as the GOP is because they have made the choice presented into "we want fascism" or "we will not do anything about fascism". thats not an election its a spiral
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I think the only really surprising thing about their falling out and subsequent feud is that it took this long. The two biggest assholes in the country managed to make it 150+ days without calling each other whiny pedos. A level of self-control I wouldn't have guessed either of them had.
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Musk driving circles around the White House in a Cybertruck dragging the body of Steven Miller behind.
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She Loves To Cook, and She Loves To Eat
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The poor creature!
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I know this sounds ungrateful, and of course it will be cool have Trump award me a Congressional Medal of Honor for my extraordinary achievements in Elon Hating... but the fact that his fanboys even have the chance to make him a martyr for fiscal responsibility behind this shit really rankles
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Judge Dredd