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the moment bsky has group chats i look forward to recreating bug+ chat, fungus chat, animal chat, plant chat, etc. etc. they were the best part of twitter for sure

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

there's no such place as "twitter" now so it makes sense for the term "tweet" to become genericized, actually* *this is my justification for having a hard time excising it from my speech

LL contacted an ac tech tues, & yesterday they gave us the hvac co's direct # so we'd stop calling them. now hvac co hasn't responded to two vm messages! the apt hovered btwn 82-88° mon-weds 🫠 the heat made me ill, and it's been FOUR days. anyone know nyc renter rights on LL-provided cooling?

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

this SCOTUS ruling is more destructive to the rule of law in the US than if they had overturned birthright. Overturning of birthright would have been a specific, horrible overreach that changed the flow of citizenship back to a prior state. It could be reversed. This…is destruction of the federation

IKEA knows its customer base

Wow This is an insanely cynical and morally abhorrent move I feel sorry for the devs there and more sorry for the families of the folks whose gambling addictions this will nurture www.riotgames.com/en/news/espo...

writing an article about how the number one priority of a real opposition party in the United States should be a Nuremberg-style set of trials for trumpism, titling it ā€œI Think We’re Gonna Have to Kill This Guy, Steven.ā€ which outlet will be brave enough to publish

Again, it is just straightforwardly the case right now that the U.S. Constitution is no longer in effect. That isn't hyperbole. If the legislative branch and the judiciary sit idly by while the president flagrantly violates the Constitution, I'm not sure how else you'd describe it.

*Biden tries to forgive student loans* SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it. *Trump revokes part of the constitution* SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.

scalpers are going to jack up the prices of this secret lair so much. we're going to enter unforeseen realms of sonic inflation

States' rights has always meant "we will do what we want in our states, and you will do what we want in your states."

it feels like we got a 2 for 1 deal fr

ā€œyou come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?ā€ ā€œsure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you askedā€

politics has been abstracted for so long, a dynamic cultivated hand in hand with labor alienation and the prevalence of physiologically distracting stand-ins for comfort, that all prey on impulse-driven individualist desires. people aren't immutable, neither is culture. things can be changed!

curtis sliwa oozes New York in the worst ways, like literally slime. so much so that he’d never win an election but he’ll absolutely get the votes of other slimy old New Yorkers. something also tells me he’s gonna outlive all of us, gotti couldn’t even take him out

i can’t express how much i stan rick steves

6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player... save me... 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player save me 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player

The contents of this refrigerator are reasonable for a huge chunk of the increase in life expectancy over the last century—like decades. If you came across this in an RPG, it would be called something like ā€œGodrick the Exalted’s Celestial Chest of Healingā€ and it would give you Consitution +10.

i am a soldier for the cause

trying to make people laugh is ethically and morally bankrupt, possibly even ontologically evil

if you, like me, do not tend to watch videos of heads talking current events, i recommend you make an exception for the reactions to mamdani. they're genuinely freaked out and giving up the game in their countenance. they're actually scared!

As I keep saying, I do not think people know that there is basically no legal way to immigrate here by applying.

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

25-point polling error across the board for the first round of voting.

the new york times treats a university administrator committing plagiarism with 100 times as much urgency as a republican administration enacting policies which will kill tens of millions of people

Jake Sherman is reporting that the Medicaid gender affirming care ban has been removed from the reconciliation bill! Huge news!

i would be interested in the same person being shown how few companies actually own these brands, as well as the cumulative environmental and human rights violations that companies have committed, and see what they think of this particular form of "abundance"

Zohran's field operation has been the most inspiring op I've ever been part of. As someone who's volunteered in over 60 campaigns, I don't say that lightly. It was inspiring because we changed my own neighborhood, Jamaica, and because the Bangladeshi youth made it happen. I am *so* proud of them.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

i smugly said this so many times tues night... bernie walked so zohran could run and zohran ran so others across the nation can win :)

oh my actual god this is genuinely heartbreaking and i am immediately invested in this??

The staff at Iran's National Museum in Tehran have sandbagged the exhibitions they cannot move. I just...