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Work-from-home situationist. Agnetha Fältskog photo is unrelated. Return guy for Pyrrhonism. Lyon, France
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Maybe England can come with some 'ard men from the firms. I'd like to see ICE vs. Knollsy for example.

Little known fact: this was over a dispute on the right way to protest.

Countries around the world need to start asking, how can the U.S. possibly host the World Cup in 2026? How would foreign visitors feel safe coming here?

6'4" and 166?! Ah to be young again.

🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨 Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas: 5th and Washington Ave 7th and Snyder Ave 5th and McKean/Wolf Chinatown Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.

Trump admin: *slams dick in car door* Posters: oh fuck oh shit this is it, it's Literally Nazi Germany Trump admin: *hits dick with hammer this time* Posters: we're all going to die 😢

Who's going to be the first journalist, talking head, or politician to refer to ice as "first responders"?

mein fuehrer.... steiner.... steiner's CA guard troops are stuck on the I-5, we are going to lose the home depot

UFO is a pretty mid 70s metal band, but the live version of Rock Bottom is a god-damned work of art.

This is the uniform ICE is currently wearing in LA.

Today’s mood. Get em!

What is the city but the people?

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

Trying to recall a late 70s/80s TV movie: young couple move into an apartment and are haunted by glimpses of an old couple and the reoccurring image of the woman drowned in the bath. They sell the apartment and then see the new inhabitants! It wasn't a haunting but a premonition! Any ideas?

Hey Andres Garcia, ICE deportation officer! Nice Rick and Morty profile picture you asshole I bet you think you're such a fucking genius don't you

"So here's the plan -- we impose massive tariffs on the nations that sell us food." "Hmm." "But it's OK, because we just rely more on states like California that grow a lot of the same things." "Oh, I guess that ..." "And then we go to war with California."

"I'm sorry! Thank you for your interest in 'Abolish ICE', but that is no longer available. Would you be interested in our new model: 'Prosecute ICE'?"

The Republican Party has fully embraced fascism and destroyed American democracy. But AOC said the girls are fighting. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Pee Tape real

I actually think the big problem is most Americans think like this - good is done by The Good Thing (cops, Israel, the US, Christians, etc; bad is from The Bad Thing (also the US, foreigners, Muslims)

I don’t understand those girlies who are like “I need to be trad wife so I can have a quiet life and drink matcha and do Pilates all day” like babe that’s MY life as a single career woman. What you’re talking about is being a guys unpaid maid and raising his kids while he DMs instagram models

Year of the Polar Bear

Smart internet guy watching Russian prostitutes peeing on the president of the united states - "lol, kayfabe.

‘Sacked Jose Mourinho right before a cup final. Sacked Ange after delivering their first trophy in ages. No club is run worse than Spurs ‘ (SkysportsNews updates) #Football

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normal people: i like using public transport Skinwalkers: i Uber everywhere

you can't tell at first because this is written in the exonerative tense, but she was shot *by another police officer*

Ooooof

Going to lunch at this place, which, if you know, means taking the rest of the day off work (and life probably).

You know, i don't think it's a very effective 'distraction' if the international press is leading with "Epstein".

In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

I legit saw someone pondering aloud what the "real" game was here, as Trump and Elon have "shown they don't have thin skin," and I simply don't know what you do with a populace that is both deeply cynical and completely disconnected from observable reality

If you told me the Mets took 4 of 7 from LA with the three losses being by skin of their teeth and on very fluke circumstances, I’d feel just fine about an October matchup. And I do, which is the important part. Doesn’t make the losses less frustrating.