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Update: he's still wanking into a rustler burger and she's still happily married

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Me: gets involved with a cunt Also me: gets shocked when they start behaving like a cunt

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Is the spacing weird on here or am I having a fucking seizure

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One of my oldest mates has been in bits recently over someone he fumbled years ago. Reason being he wasn't willing to give up his online interactions with women (mates) for her, at the time I thought she was unreasonable but looking back I kinda get it, those 'mates' probably thought they could

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody talks about the pain of talking to someone normally when you used to talk romantically

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Dog sitter just called to tell me the dogs wiped its arse on the rug

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People who can't hold a grudge freak me out. I've been sat on some for 20 years.

submitted 119 days ago • 6 comments

Word of advice lads n lasses, if you lose feelings for someone during the talking stage, LET THEM GO (tell them nicely obvi) but.. I beg you... LET THEM GO

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I want a dog cam to see what they get up to when I'm out but I fear I'll just upset myself

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Turns out it was much worse...He started another situationship whilst breadcrumbing me Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Living in the Lake District has its perks on days like this, absolutely stunnin hun 💅🏼

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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

submitted 192 days ago • 301 comments

Part of me wants to do what my other friends are doing at the end of the year and completely come off of social media. I’m more of a text to text person. And if you can talk with me enough I’m more than happy to give my number out. I’m just so disconnected from the day to day social media stuff

submitted 194 days ago • 2 comments

I've just realised he talks to me more when he's at work....... He's frikking married isn't he

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

I'm currently getting breadcrumbed so bad I think I'd rather be ghosted, at least then the healing can start, FML.

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refusing to sign my contract til they remove the 'treat colleagues with respect' clause

submitted 200 days ago • 3 comments

Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄

submitted 201 days ago • 415 comments

Idek how someone can make you feel so loved and so shitty at the same time

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Rebekah Vardy voting Coleen Rooney for every I'm a celeb challenge possible

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In bluesky, we all fam 💙☁️

submitted 218 days ago • 2 comments

Me: I'll have a small burger and fries please Five Guys:

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Update: he's still wanking into a rustler burger and she's still happily married

Me: gets involved with a cunt Also me: gets shocked when they start behaving like a cunt

Is the spacing weird on here or am I having a fucking seizure

One of my oldest mates has been in bits recently over someone he fumbled years ago. Reason being he wasn't willing to give up his online interactions with women (mates) for her, at the time I thought she was unreasonable but looking back I kinda get it, those 'mates' probably thought they could

Nobody talks about the pain of talking to someone normally when you used to talk romantically

Dog sitter just called to tell me the dogs wiped its arse on the rug

People who can't hold a grudge freak me out. I've been sat on some for 20 years.

Word of advice lads n lasses, if you lose feelings for someone during the talking stage, LET THEM GO (tell them nicely obvi) but.. I beg you... LET THEM GO

I want a dog cam to see what they get up to when I'm out but I fear I'll just upset myself

Turns out it was much worse...He started another situationship whilst breadcrumbing me Consider him tossed in the bin - no pun intended

Living in the Lake District has its perks on days like this, absolutely stunnin hun 💅🏼

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

I've just realised he talks to me more when he's at work....... He's frikking married isn't he

I'm currently getting breadcrumbed so bad I think I'd rather be ghosted, at least then the healing can start, FML.

refusing to sign my contract til they remove the 'treat colleagues with respect' clause

Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄

Idek how someone can make you feel so loved and so shitty at the same time

Rebekah Vardy voting Coleen Rooney for every I'm a celeb challenge possible

In bluesky, we all fam 💙☁️

Me: I'll have a small burger and fries please Five Guys:

Me reading all your posts about how many followers you've gained on Bluesky whilst my follower count stays at 12

Just call me Bugs bunny because I would DEVOUR these beautiful specimens

Me spying on my Twitter mutuals migrating to Bluesky

HAPPY SUNDAY

Looks like he has a small child as a keyring