oldgitmark2.bsky.social
Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
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Can't mimic anyone, myself, but I do love Matt Forde doing a Trump youtu.be/R6xdHmS398w
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Maybe they should hire @sirmichael.bsky.social as a personal assistant to take care of such things. Maybe he should update his CV and send to to them.
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I was thinking Alice down the rabbit hole looks a bit of a mess in this picture.
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Is that heat, or is it hair falling into the soup from his granny - @sirmichael.bsky.social hasn't said if she wore a hairnet in the kitchen.
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Did your grandmother wear a health and safety hairnet when making your soup? If not, I suspect you enjoyed hair soup.
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Bit harsh on Bristol.
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😂
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When are you going to CHOREOGRAPH and DIRECT the updated ballet DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM HAIRY?
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Very distressing getting this mixed up with beating up egg whites to make a meringue and then having to chase the piping bag down the garden.
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Why not just say that The Traitors (New Zealand) is on the telly and nobody will bother with the podcasts in the first place.
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This is why on Ograviss even 1,000,000,000,000,000 Ogrons with a typewriter would never be able to write Shakespeare in as many years.
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There's a lot of good stuff out there from my childhood www.bing.com/videos/river...
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I shall welcome you in with this old clipping I found and a link to the most excellent Jasper Carrot youtu.be/dQJn4qX1YHU
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Just be a bit careful. I remember the time when @sirmichael.bsky.social sent this picture in to NASA claiming there was no need for any space telescopes as his selfie stick, turned outward, was big enough to capture even the Milky Way.
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He's regretting it now. When Mrs Buckley finally got out she bruised her knees and gave him what for.
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He also didn't arrange for Mrs Buckley to jump out of your birthday cake (he did say @hadenoughnow.bsky.social had eaten it but that could be a fib).
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Health and Safety gone mad when it was deemed bad advice to tell the children not to bother looking left and right when they ran across the road because they saw a van of bananas. Of course they were looking at their feet to make sure they didn't slide on the banana skins! Good advice to this day.
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Pam, you are not dead, you are not a poltergeist messing with the crockery. You are alive and 🫣a bit clumsy 🫤
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If Michael is as innocent as he claims he won't recognise ladies' l*gs let alone the st*ck*ngs.
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Please don't question the genius that is @hadenoughnow.bsky.social . Here she is using her mechanical genius to make some coffee.
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Hmm, is @sirmichael.bsky.social genuine about his proposed use for these nets?
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They already have some black eyes and have been practising defensive manoeuvres. I'd try fighting teddy bears instead, less likely to cause an embarrassing defeat for you.
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Happy belated birthday. Well done on still having some hairs, whatever colour.
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Did they not think to send Katie Perry up there?
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Just waiting for call centre complaints departments to tell their grumpy customers to piss off and then say it was AI.
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I cropped out the bit about the br* though.
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I don't think this is the first time this is happened, is he Richard Procter?
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The real @sirmichael.bsky.social would open the windows and pretend they were just clean and see through, then when the tax man came to investigate he would close them and prove he couldn't have possible cleaned them due to the build up on dirt.
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@metalollie.bsky.social Is this from the new Donald Trump range of party foods?
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Maybe he needs to think a bit harder about the pyjamas and top.
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You should know, @sirmichael.bsky.social . This would explain the incident with the village shop and the till being short during your stint there.
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Surely 5th doctor is in PYJAMAS and DRESSING GOWN. A case of sleep walking. I rest my defence, m'lud.
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Just wait 'til Davros lands and thinks his holiday accommodation is still being built. 🤣
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I think after 60 odd years I am capable of buying a banana; if not, Tesco might be advising me to get a carer whilst we have some.
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I thought that was because he thinks he's Old Blue Eye and is trying to broadcast "I did it my way".
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Good demonstration there, Pam.
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Please use the spell checker, were you actually varnishing your toes?
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Is he a train?
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Has Uncle Geoffrey borrowed your hat @sirmichael.bsky.social ?
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I don't think you will necessarily get value for money in either village, as the bird in the hand is one thing but the horse is also a bird which was too big to hide in the bush.
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Not the spoon!
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I don't think so. The locum doctor was trying to put a cone on him, like a vet with a dog, but didn't get it right.
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Trevor the cat tested this out yesterday when a starling flew into the conservatory where he was sleeping. Apparently its worth a bowl of Dreamies if you let it go.
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So you have improved with age 😅
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My Dad also, worked all the hours under the sun and gave back more than he received. Sadly missed.
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If there is a bird on Leah's shoulder she is probably at the dry cleaners with her jacket.
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Trevor the Cat uses actions not words. Sits by the left cupboard door for fish dinner and right door for meaty dinner. Would be embarrassed to hear what he shouts out to enemy cat when he passes by, something like this ... but ruder ...