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WU

RUN THE JEWELS

I’m doing my part!

I am still awake and drinking tea. Everything is fine.

The problem with being good at making food and drinks is that you get wild ideas at 7pm like… I have all the stuff to make homemade orange chicken.

So… Wu-Tang tomorrow night, huh?

Accidentally drunk on a test cocktail.

When you’re like I know, what if I make the drink look like it’s melting but have shit light, no available space, and have to hurry and get the world‘a worst photo. But dreamsicle margarita is damn good. And a perfect hot weather beater.

There is a logo designer that I watch reels of a lot because while they have a ton of technical skill, they have a proportionate lack of taste I find it fascinating. It’s like yes, that is a great thought process! And you can do a lot of technical things I can’t but oh dear god how is this final!?

You might be cool but you’re not nearly as cool as motherfuckin’ Rainbow Raider.

YOU ALL DESERVE EACH OTHER

Best way to eat grapes!

Snowblind.

Who up pickling the grapes?

Mixing my creatine into homemade ube milk as it should be