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olizardo.bsky.social
Professor of Sociology, UCLA. Human Dancer He/him/his
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what's great about staring at a wall is that if you forget what you're doing, you're still doing it

submitted 23 days ago • 30 comments

Pimp My Ride was only on from 2004 to 2007 but in those years it was the most important cultural document we had

submitted 15 hours ago • 51 comments

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

submitted 18 hours ago • 168 comments

Young Boozer coming from behind in Alabama Three Way

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Cuomo correctly noting that endorsement is an arc on a directed graph

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Imagine an independent '28 primary with Jared from Subway, The Babadook, the Girl from the Ring, the late great Hannibal Lecter, and others

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Wow sounds like it sucks

submitted 1 day ago • 1112 comments

Bad habits

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 1 day ago • 79 comments

BELINDA CARLISLE: Heaven is a place on Earth DAVID BYRNE: Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens FRANK BLACK: This monkey’s gone to heaven JOHN LENNON: …Imagine there’s no heaven BYRNE: What the fuck is your problem, dude CARLISLE: How dare you BLACK: Yeah man we were having a good time

submitted 284 days ago • 18 comments

The Black iceberg could be 100,000 years old but it looks 50,000

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a 32nd Lily has hit the follower list

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

If you look at a Lily's profile pic she comes out of your phone and you die

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

BRAIN: I'm slightly anxious BODY: let me give you SO MUCH stomach acid BRAIN: thanks but why? BODY: [shrugging] in case of emergency BRAIN: what kind of situation would possibly- BODY: MORE STOMACH ACID! COMING RIGHT UP!

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Got followed by a Lily

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Pilot landing this plane was like

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Tired: Binders full of women Wired: Speaking in front of posters

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Buy my book, where I show you how to become an abstract, disembodied consciousness unburdened by party labels

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hello? HR? onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh smart jacket how did humanity get so far in dumb mute clothes? How did we philosophize without the output of our socks? Design ships without a shoutout from a shirt? And now, will my overcoat override me?

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

I have become momentarily obsessed with scrolling down the homepage of the MetaAI tool and seeing the infinite feed of what people have been asking of The Machine. The outputs are horribly banal, but the requests are a weird window into THE (NORMIE) HUMAN SOUL AND ITS DESIRES: www.meta.ai

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Hakeem Jeffries reacts to every new crisis like he’s just opened the door on a surprise party held in his honor. Pleasantly befuddled, repeating the same platitudes, wondering what all these people are looking for him to say and praying they stop staring at him, like IMMEDIATELY.

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

no it’s actually because of the slavery

submitted 5 days ago • 780 comments

Reminder a child is gonna drag you for many things, being gay will never be one of them 😭 Niece asked why I never kiss girls, I told her I liked boys and this lil demon gon say “I ain’t seen no boys either though!” 😭😭 double homicide

submitted 5 days ago • 67 comments