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either my head is continuing to gradually get larger or i am on the verge of uncovering a vanity hat sizing scandal.

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make $$$ from home scratching your mosquito bites

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jo beth williams in "american deamer" (1984) demonstrating the wrong way to cut an onion.

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a couple of years ago, there was a short-lived scooter share that had one of the worst ideas: they put a green light on them, the color of a traffic light.

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the dumont network pioneered showing late night softcore movies decades before anyone else.

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when you "june" your clocks ahead 1 hour, it's a good time to "rejune" your magazine subscriptions for another year.

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i found this on my computer, not really sure what i was getting at.

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here's a cooking tip: the little spring loaded tea balls are great for distributing powdered stuff, like dusting flour for baked goods or putting powdered cheese on popcorn. probably want to give it a rinse afterward if you also use them for making tea.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

selling off my extensive collection of "life is good" shirts and hats to afford this month's medicine

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i remember being at a friends house and he made quesadillas with kraft singles type cheese, but he folded the tortilla in half twice, so it was a quarter circle, and then microwaved it. awful stuff, but the extra fold is what puzzled me.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

our prom theme was "people from my high school"

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i can tell my neighbor thinks he's better than me because he buys his clothes one at a time and mine all come in multipacks.

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will i ever love something as much as a bosch dishwasher loves rinse aid?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

sign to hang on your door when you leave to go read microfiche.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

made a pepperoni pizza the other night but added some jarred roasted hatch chiles to it (instead of the banana peppers or calabrian peppers i'd normally use) and it was probably my favorite pizza i've ever made. no photo.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

here's 2 treats you can give yourself on a hot day: 1. a trip to a restaurant supply store, just stand in the meat freezer. 2. extra strength lemon-lime sports drink served over crushed ice. i worked in a warehouse that had a machine that made this, and i stayed way too long because of it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

bittersweet to lose the most famous brian, but us remaining brians all move up one spot.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

the suggestion box is going digital

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

you see the fruit starting to ripen and you know what that means: there's about to be pies on window sills, free for the taking.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

cyber egg stadium NOW. so sick of home runs, sick of home run trots. when someone is trotting around the bases, one player on the other team should be able to shoot at them with frozen paintballs.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

al pacino's character in dick tracy kills a guy so he can produce/direct a singing and dancing show?

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possibly the first time i've been able to use something i learned from listening to from the oasthouse, with alan partridge.

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